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And just as I thought you were back.................you're gone again.

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Good......there ya are........thought you were leaving again..........

Golly, this is hard work.........I think I'll just leave it to Dave from now on. he seems to have the touch for it.

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Trish............Trish............no, don't go..........wait up girl, I'm comin' with you

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At long last.............Trish you're a darling, where have ya been all this time. I've been fighting quite a battle here

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Hope you come back soon Dave........

Can't run this all by myself......yeah I admit, we do need men once in a while............

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Dear Child,

I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home.

Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved.

I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address.

This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if it works too well though.

Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.

The weather isn't too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home.

They said if we don't make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out.

Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she's going to call it Mom.

Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days.

Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.

There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.

PS, I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.

RE: secret???

I agree, but.....

Even when you look at their pics, its like...............gee, wish I had such confidence and I'm not kidding........98% of them really describes their perfect partner as being modellish. I mean get real, we live in a real world

RE: secret???

Exactly

I'm jumping the subject here a bit, my apologies, but I had to say it sometime and didn't see the need to open a new thread for that.....

I'd rather meet people from foreign countries on here, the reason being...........South African men are so full of themselves. Every profile I open begins with..........I'm a laid back kind of guy, very attractive, well-built, etc.

Then they describe what they are looking for in a partner, and its like....She has to be very attractive, has to have a university or college degree (why, I ask myself), etc......

RE: secret???

And haven't we have fun

For some reason I feel closer to the people on this site than I do with my sister. For the fun part......I'm definitely having fun.....

RE: secret???

I wouldn't mind love......that is.....IF I meet him

Real, honest and true love has no shame, nor regrets, no boundaries and no limits....

Nice meeting you manny3

RE: i love....................

I love....to love, but my baby just likes to dance....

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Coffee has been served ladies and gents


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Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

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The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."

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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.

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The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.

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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.

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Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.

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Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
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Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
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The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing: "Break Forth Into Joy."
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

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Howdy Trish

Goin' for my 6th round of coffee.......anyone want some? Going once....going twice.....

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He tends to do that Belle, just look at him.......wouldn't say, by the look on his face, he can make us laugh...

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Surely did.........as for the holidays in South Africa..............only three weeks during 2nd term. 4th Term, 5 weeks, other 2 terms 1-2 weeks.

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Me too........quietly commenting on some posts, and having a good laugh at some.

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Waiting for you love

RE: What is the first thing ...

Oh golly

So I'm not alone after all.......

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Oh no....I'm all alone now

RE: What is the first thing ...

Butt, bum, behind............

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One for me then.............what happened to everybody, are we alone on here you think?

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Definitely......you makin'?

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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

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Well, since you insist and the weekend jus around the corner, here goes..............

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter.

A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?""

Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."

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Two coffees coming up then................I'm good. Dave, do us the honors and post a nice for us would ya?

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Thursday, 24 May 08h16 am.

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Guitarman

How many sugars?

Sorry, I forgot, you're 7 hrs behind. Mornin' sleepy head

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Mornin' y'all

Before we start the Thursday funnies..............anyone for a cup a coffee? Mornin' Dave

How's this for a bummer?????

Thx HzChld

Nice meeting you.