How are ya love? I've been extremely busy today and only got to breathing normally again in the past 15 minutes. Did you behave? Hope you haven't ripped someone's thread apart again?
ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 CASE OF THE PREGNANT WOMAN
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed a man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately changed her seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came to court. The judge asked the man what he had to say for himself. The man replied: "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the Lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are coming!" and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, " Logan 's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick" and I could hardly contain myself. BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"...I just lost it!!" CASE DISMISSED!!!
Oh I tried, but you guessed right...........espresso would do the trick. It snowed here last night and it is bitterly cold at the moment. It never snows here in my part of the country, the last time it snowed was in 1994.
Don't you think we can make an exception today regarding the coffee?
*standing on knees with hands begging*
I am extremely busy at the moment, just popping in from time to time to see what's happening but as soon as I get a chance I'll e-mail you....promise.
During the time when cowboys were still cowboys and horses were the only means of transportation. I would have loved to be a gunslinger or maybe a bounty hunter.
Car: Corvette Stingray 1974 model - for the classic but yet sporty look Bike: Suzuki GSXR 750 pre-sling - for its versatility in speed and looks (the 600 has the looks and the Hayabusa has the speed).
In the alcohol section...........I'd drink what I normally drink.......a good old, icy cold Castle Lager. That's just the way I am........why bother pretending?
Well I can't give you concrete evidence or proof but I'd like to mention that I am doing my own research in exorcism and the existence of satan. I'd also like to mention that it sometimes scares the living s*** out of me, knowing I'm digging too deep.
I have some advice for you however about finding out whether ghosts are real or not but I MUST warn you and I MUST stress the fact that you might not like what you find and that it might be dangerous to try out. This will probably give you the evidence you need.
On second thought, I don't think I should help you in this as I don't want a guilty conscience.
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You shouldn't hand out your secrets like that......now everyone knows.
You're welcome Danno......
RE: What're you listenin to??
Don't I just looove the sound of that.......