Yeah...yeah.....don't remind me. I have enough on my plate as it is with an upcoming safety meeting which I have to prepare for and all. Oh and did I mention the numerous inspections? PPE, PEE, General Inspection, etc. etc.
"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." - Army's magazine of preventive maintenance.
"Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher
"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend. - U.S. Marine Corps
"Cluster bombing from B-52s are very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground." - USAF Ammo Troop
"If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal
"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed." - U.S. Air Force Manual
"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo." - Infantry Journal
"You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of you, come with me." - U.S. Marine Corp Gunnery Sgt.
"Tracers work both ways." - U.S. Army Ordnance
"Five second fuses only last three seconds." - Infantry Journal
No............no need to contact anybody, if he has shown interest to any other lady, well that's up to him to make his own decision. I will take it like a man
My luck goes a bit like this (it has been proven okay):
One fine summer's day my dad and I stood in the garden at their house. He was showing off is beautiful roses, which was just awsome. There I was admiring the roses and while doing that, a bird flew overhead and dropped its s*** right on top of my head.
Of course it's tradition........give both of them my best wishes when you see them again.
Why is it that coffee, sigarettes and alcohol goes hand in hand? I foresee bad times ahead for myself as I normally have a couple of beers during the weekend and that obviously makes you smoke more. And also the withdrawal symptoms......now that gives me a scare.
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Enjoy then okay?