In my experience, the car rental companies usually want a credit card.....for the simple reason that if you say, pay 40 euros a day for a car, 3 days, and you plonk down a couple hundred euros, and then skip with the car, they have no recourse to recoup their loss...ie your credit card is their insurance against loss of the vehicle...
Elley old man....if this is your take on the mating ritual of the female gender, then I would advise you against your upcoming visit to the Maltese islands....these latin women here want the old-fashioned stuff....they want to be hunted, wooed, and wowed...if you don't make the first move, you'll be left standing in the love game of musical chairs...
The only alternative is to pitch up in a wet wet suit, a bulge in your..ehm..rear pocket..and a bright red thong tied around your temples bandana-style. This is secret code here for "I'm hot, loaded and available"....
No, after extensive Google research, I found out a little-known scientific fact....female bunnies have erogenous zones on their chests.... I rest my case...
Ok girls...got to go do my pole dance routine at Fat's..... please remember....slip the euros down the BACK of my boxers, not the FRONT....please...not much room there...
Lagoona22 Forum Posts (10,711)
RE: come with me to trees of green
Well, we don't really know, do we??...maybe he was referring to his mum's new Sunday hat??....