101 ways to keep a woman (44)
Would rather not be a 'kept' woman.
Love buying shoes though.
Love buying shoes though.
Whats the shoes for if the key is turned twice and she can't get out and is freezing on ice?j
o, you mean to keep her feet warm?!
o, you mean to keep her feet warm?!
hootsman: - encourage the love for shoes
- turn the key twice
- put her on ice
- ????please do not quote the lyrics from <!...
"Have You Ever Really Loved A Woman?" by Bryan Adams
...!>
- turn the key twice
- put her on ice
- ????please do not quote the lyrics from <!...
"Have You Ever Really Loved A Woman?" by Bryan Adams
...!>
- be less clever than her so she's always right
- ask her everything in advance
- don't complain cause she's always late to your encounters
- Notice her shoes
- wash the dishes
- ask her everything in advance
- don't complain cause she's always late to your encounters
- Notice her shoes
- wash the dishes
hold her purse hostage
Actually, if a woman wants to go, let her go.
"I yam, what I yam" paraphrasing the world's least likely lothario.
"I yam, what I yam" paraphrasing the world's least likely lothario.
cristina: - be less clever than her so she's always right
- ask her everything in advance
- don't complain cause she's always late to your encounters
- Notice her shoes
- wash the dishes
- ask her everything in advance
- don't complain cause she's always late to your encounters
- Notice her shoes
- wash the dishes
So to keep a woman - men should be wimps?? Then you would not stay because we are not alpha males!
Sounds like I need to find that rule book again, sounds like the rules have changed again.
Man this is a lot of reading, the rules change by the minute, not by the day! 
Munichtexan: So to keep a woman - men should be wimps?? Then you would not stay because we are not alpha males! Sounds like I need to find that rule book again, sounds like the rules have changed again. Man this is a lot of reading, the rules change by the minute, not by the day!
- read all books available
what about a heavy heavy chain with a big iron ball
:-)
:-)
hootsman: what about a heavy heavy chain with a big iron ball
:-)
:-)
Create a looped rule in the following manner
Rule no 1 : Encourage them
Rule no 2 : forget about the rules
Rule no 3 : Go to rule 1
Rule no 1 : Encourage them
Rule no 2 : forget about the rules
Rule no 3 : Go to rule 1
Bride price!
maruska1980: ===> notice her
===> compliment her
===> remember her birthday
===> respect her
===> be honest with her
===> compliment her
===> remember her birthday
===> respect her
===> be honest with her
Wonderfull.
Roomi: Wonderfull.
Yup, it's really quite simple, when you keep it simple and honest.
maruska1980: ===> notice her
===> compliment her
===> remember her birthday
===> respect her
===> be honest with her
===> compliment her
===> remember her birthday
===> respect her
===> be honest with her
Notice her - 'Oh, you're still here, are you?'
Compliment her - 'You're still alive I see'
Remember her birthday - Leave her alone ALL day and then go out for a drink with your mates on the way back home from work
Respect her - don't come home late at night and disturb her sleep....just stay out ALL night
Be honest with her - 'I'm drunk, you're ugly.... but tomorrow I'll be sober!'
I guess it's the interpretation that counts!
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- turn the key twice
- put her on ice
- ????
please do not quote the lyrics from <!...
"Have You Ever Really Loved A Woman?" by Bryan Adams
...!>