There was a knock at the door, I new it was the mother in law because all the mice were throwing themselves on the traps.
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother inlaw, My neighbour said 'Are you going to help' I said no six Should be enough!!
I saw the mother inlaw Walking down the path so i jumped from behind the garage and shouted BOO! She said you nearly frightened me to death, so i shouted BOO! BOO! BOO!
My mother inlaw said 'one day i will dance on your grave' i said i hope you do, i will be buried at sea.
No worries jb, at the wall where I used to work we had blind people, disabled people, we even managed to get people to the top in wheelchairs and I'm not joking.
When I was in the more remote spots of the Hindu Kush, the villagers insisted on giving us huge mugs of tea and a lump of rock salt. The idea being, you take a swig of the tea, then suck on the rock salt.
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I only use this onewhen I'm going down the pub.
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