RillyNiceGuy Forum Posts (13,003)

Plan early, there is only 365 shopping days left until next Thanksgiving!

mmmmmm! yup!

RE: ...thinking you are in love...?

True Love is like a play:

There is a good opener that gets your interest.

Then a series of lows and highs.

If the lows are too many and too low, people walk out.

Make each high greater than before, it will keep their interest.

But, you must always leave them wanting more.

It must have a good plot or story.

If in due time, each would stand and applaud the other, then it is true love.

Plan early, there is only 365 shopping days left until next Thanksgiving!

What do you want for next time. Was there something you liked or did not like this year. Plan early!!



I'm ticked the damn turkey didn't put a thing in my stocking.

The pumkin pie had candle wax in it and had half a crooked mouth.

What am I thankful for: The store was so crowded that the pick pocket missed me this year, But the store still got me though.

RE: Up date on Pierce (grandbaby)

RE: WE ARE ENGAGED!!!

RE: Baptized

If you could have a super power!

oh! OK! Well thats what i'd do with them.

If you could have a super power!

ZAP! opps! They have a flat tire.

If you could have a super power!

Talk about cutting someone off on the freeway....boy!

If you could have a super power!

You can have more....you greedy thing....what next xray vision....you peeping tom you.

If you could have a super power!

Why!...as if we didn't know you peeping tom you.

With all the genetic things thay do.....would you.....

Kfc would have to microwave it as it ran by.

If you could have a super power!

Aren't you a sweet one.

If you could have a super power!

That will work.

If you could have a super power!

I'll trip her as she goes by. I could take up broad jumping as a sport.

If you could have a super power!

You might stare a some guys rear and make it fall off.

If you could have a super power!

Will give it a try.

Make em all smart at the same time. Boom!

If you could have a super power!

I like fast women.

If you could have a super power!

If you could have a super power. What would it be and how would you use it. Hmmm!

I would have the power to make people have some damn smarts. I could zap at least a hundred people a day. I'd zap me first.

RE: Do you have you any siblings......?

Nope! I got blamed for everything I did as a kid too.

With all the genetic things thay do.....would you.....

Nope!...I bet they would be scrambled or she might just

With all the genetic things thay do.....would you.....

I'm just killing time while time kills me.

With all the genetic things thay do.....would you.....

Put a centipede gene in a chicken....a chicken with lots of drum sticks that can run like hell.

With all the genetic things thay do.....would you.....

Eat a three legged turkey! Hmmmm?

What kind of food and animals will they come up with. Lets use our little brains and think.


How about a hog with more pork chops on him.

or maybe a hippopiggy with bigger hams!

RE: I'd rather die.

Yup, let them guess what your talking about.....they will have all the pressure.

RE: I'd rather die.

The best groups to speak for is non English speaking groups. If you fowl up they will still applaud.

RE: I'd rather die.

Orators of long ago would use their own house as a container of

different parts of a speach. Each room would hold a part and the

speaker would go through his house in his mind and speak each part.

That is where the expresson "In the first place" came from. Once the

speach is solidly down....then nerves will drain away with the first

words. You will be in your mind going from room to room and saying

whats in it. There will be little attention paid to anything else.

Next thing you know is your done.

RE: CAT PERSON OR DOG PERSON?

I like all animals. I have had lots of cats! Got some now!

RE: heloooooo from ireland!

Hello! May your time here be normal....you can forget that!!

RE: A sense of humour.

Lateral thinking.....yup!, I was thinking about getting a new ladder today.(I got a roof leak)....I think Paws is a mind reader.