I went to london because I was tired of the politicsin my country..met a french girl. We had breakfast a few times and I went bare back..and she finished with a bun in the oven..And know i'm here..
I'm not interested in word play..just answer the question...
If you don't believe in religion, that response that you have just gave...smacks of double standards...Just out of interest, were you taught by christian brothers?
Due to you stopping smoking others like myself are joining your band wagon.
And while I fully understand your reasons for quitting, you couldn't have picked a worse time to stop..wot with the credit crunch..
Now Gordon Brown is going to have to come up with another way to raise money he has borrowed to bail out Blighty. And the tax on ciggies brouth in a lot of revenue...
So in a nutshell when council taxes increase next year..it will be your fault..
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch.
Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in there already.
After a little while the little boy says, 'Dark in here.'
The man, who obviously got a real fright not expecting to hear anything - let alone from a little boy, says 'Yes, it is.'
Boy - 'I have a football.'
Man - 'That's nice.'
Boy - 'Want to buy it?'
Man - 'No, thanks.'
Boy - 'My dad's outside.'
Man - 'OK, how much?'
Boy - '250'
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together.
Boy - 'Dark in here.'
Man - 'Yes, it is.'
Boy - 'I have football boots.'
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'Ok how much this time ?'
Boy - '350'
Man - 'Sold.'
A few days lat er, the boys' father says to the boy, 'Grab your boots and football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer.
The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my ball and boots.'
The father asks, 'How much did you sell them for?'
Boy - 'To a friend of mine for a 600.'
The father says, 'That's a terrible thing overcharging your friend like that. 'That's many many, times what they cost when they were new, I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your terrible sin.'
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, 'Dark in here'.
The priest says,
'Don't start that sh* t again you little pr*ck, you're in my f.......ing cupboard now'!!
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<--have a beer
...one last ciggie.
RE: can someong answer a few bible q's for me ??
well ..are you going to anwer or not?