RE: How many partners do u think u still have to meet, before the One u want ?

Just one I hope dunno

RE: "You Make Me Want To Be a Better Man"

Inconceivable laugh

RE: Funny Limericks

Sorry Mammy Deedee hole

RE: Funny Limericks

I have that effect on a lot of people wave

RE: Funny Limericks

Molly,
All men are needy.
The sooner we realise that the sooner you can get on with the feminine need to mammy us laugh

RE: How many fallen baby birds have you returned to the nest ??

I believe in non intervention.
Let nature take its course.

Delicate thing the ecosystem.
That bird you saved could have a killer strain of bird flu that may wipe out humanity scold

and it will all be your fault professor

RE: this is so funny

How can you tell laugh

RE: I was banned from XBOX Live

Shoulda got a Playstation roll eyes

RE: "You Make Me Want To Be a Better Man"

"As you Wish ! "

from my favourite romantic movie. The princess bride.

wink

RE: Banned from ...

Test subjects required
Apply via CS mail.
Job satisfaction guaranteed. laugh

RE: Banned from ...

Tyrannosaurus Jac hole

RE: Banned from ...

But you are ok if they are polished !
right ?

RE: Banned from ...

If you look at jacs picture,
you will see she has her ambitions set much higher wow

Way to make us feel inadequate Jac blues

RE: Banned from ...

laugh You wish ya chancer laugh

RE: I Got Banned from the UBT

I had a sleep in for you.
Thought about you a lot wink

RE: Banned from ...

69 That's a bonus number.
I guess I'm open to any position available wink

RE: What Are You Wearing?

Oil me up when ready.
And perhaps a little from column A and a little from column B. conversing
A latex hazmat suit. professor

RE: What Are You Wearing?

I know it sounds shabby, but the whole ensemble comes together when I put the belly top and stove-pipe hat !
cool

RE: What Are You Wearing?

I have a few more things need clearing up too !
Care to help me out conversing

RE: What Are You Wearing?

To Che wine
laugh uh oh

RE: What Are You Wearing?

* bright green crocs. roll eyes doh

RE: What Are You Wearing?

I'm naked except for my orange socks and bright green crocks.

RE: Banned from ...

I gotta give you a kiss for every year,
How old are you Jac. I say about 25 lips

RE: "You Make Me Want To Be a Better Man"

"I can't watch you wandering around the annex in your crazy dresses
or see you naked and not not be able to,
Oh God, Clark!
If you had an idea of what I want to do to you right now
I cannot live like this."

RE: Dramatic Weather Changes - World Wide - Unseasonal - Floods - Winds - Snow - Water Shortages, etc

All I can say is that carbon tax is Joke and we are the punch line.
Someone is laughing all the way to the bank with that one.

RE: Why the hate??

two please wink

RE: Why the hate??

Yes That's another thing I knew you would not be able to comprehend with the inferior brain capacity. professor
Anyway you're starting to sound like you think we're married. Any chance of a cuppa love conversing

RE: Why the hate??

You don't have to say it.
Actions speak louder than words laugh

RE: Why the hate??

Avoid the hot-dogs professor

RE: Deja Vu - Be honest - Have u ever experienced a moment of repetition - Ever ?

Yes I feel I was here before !

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