Funny Limericks (132)
Many of the finest Limericks were written about Nantucket, often women from there.
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pat8lanips: Many of the finest Limericks were written about Nantucket, often women from there.
Because it rhymes with bucket?
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Deedee123x: THERE WAS A YOUNG LADY FROM.FRANCE.
WHO GOT ON THE TRAIN IN A TRANCE.
EVERYONE f*ck HER...EXCEPT FOR THE CONDUCTOR
BUT HE CAME THREE TIMES IN HIS PANTS.
WHO GOT ON THE TRAIN IN A TRANCE.
EVERYONE f*ck HER...EXCEPT FOR THE CONDUCTOR
BUT HE CAME THREE TIMES IN HIS PANTS.
That rude ...Pffft! Check this lub
The Wee Irish Mouse
by P.J Lookin
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Hickory dickory dock
Ye mouse ran up my c*ck
The hairs got tangled
Ye mouse was strangled
Hickory dickory dock
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This one is from the film Bridget Jones.
THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL FROM EALING
WHO HAD A PECULIAR FEELING
SHE LAY ON HER BACK
AND OPENED HER CRACK
AND PISSED ALL OVER THE CEILING.
THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL FROM EALING
WHO HAD A PECULIAR FEELING
SHE LAY ON HER BACK
AND OPENED HER CRACK
AND PISSED ALL OVER THE CEILING.
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Thats lovely.
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Deedee123x: Given I'm from limerick and was prompted by someone to post a thread about Limericks I said I'd set the ball rolling.
Try get or even come up with some of ur own..I'll start with a rude one of course
Try get or even come up with some of ur own..I'll start with a rude one of course
.
There was a young man from Uckingham
Who stood on the bridge at Buckingham
Whilst watching the stunts of the C*nts in their punts
And the tricks of the P*icks that were F*ucking 'em
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pat8lanips: Thats lovely.
Want it read at my funeral.
Won't be a dry eye in the house!!
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I was thinking I'd say it next time I get asked to say Grace before dinner.
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Deedee123x: Given I'm from limerick and was prompted by someone to post a thread about Limericks I said I'd set the ball rolling.
Try get or even come up with some of ur own..I'll start with a rude one of course
Try get or even come up with some of ur own..I'll start with a rude one of course
.
The wind, the naughty wind
It blows girls skirts quite high
But god is just, he blows the dust
Right in the bad mans eye
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pat8lanips: I was thinking I'd say it next time I get asked to say Grace before dinner.
Nice!!!! Then tuck in....u have a certain style which I like Patrick
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Why thank you. Shame all the harlots here dont appreciate my talents. Or maybe they do, but dont show it in the appropriate manner.
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pat8lanips: Why thank you. Shame all the harlots here dont appreciate my talents. Or maybe they do, but dont show it in the appropriate manner.
I don't want to know what the appropriate manner is
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pat8lanips: Why thank you. Shame all the harlots here dont appreciate my talents. Or maybe they do, but dont show it in the appropriate manner.
Maybe they are intimidated by the mystique u give off
I for one can't quite put my finger on u!!
Which is nice n refreshing.
Usually I know what someone's about before they open their mouth.
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You already know, deep inside your heart. Thats why you keep awkwardly biting your bottom lip whilst thinking about my package.
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pat8lanips: You already know, deep inside your heart. Thats why you keep awkwardly biting your bottom lip whilst thinking about my package.
Unsure if that's for Molly or me lol
If for me then
If not then I'm mortified for myself.
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pat8lanips: You already know, deep inside your heart. Thats why you keep awkwardly biting your bottom lip whilst thinking about my package.
I admit it
I have a band-aid stuck on my lower lip as I type
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Well the diplomatic thing would be to say its for both of you, so share nicely. Otherwise, the matter needs to be addressed formally- Ladies, to the lingerie pillow fighting thunderdome...
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pat8lanips: Well the diplomatic thing would be to say its for both of you, so share nicely. Otherwise, the matter needs to be addressed formally- Ladies, to the lingerie pillow fighting thunderdome...
I don't play with girls nor share with girls
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Girls? Hmm, I'm prety sure I specified ladies not girls... Be kind of creepy watching kids in that environment wearing those outfits. Well, more than kind of... Completely.
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