Funny Limericks (132)
Let_Us: Not only are you NOT funny! You can't even write a decent simple limerick! Or poetry of ANY kind, I think.
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Let_Us: Not only are you NOT funny! You can't even write a decent simple limerick! Or poetry of ANY kind, I think.
Lookin IS funny
One of the funniest and nicest people on here
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Kaybee50: He is just being lighthearted and brings some smiles to this otherwise dreary site as of late.
That's not "lighthearted"! That's INANE! I'm glad you get some laughs out of him, but personally, "I" prefer even my NONsense to make SOME KIND of point. To have SOME reason for being said/written/ or even thought. But then, MY idea of "fun" is something that is stimulating in SOME way.
for you 
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Let_Us: Not only are you NOT funny! You can't even write a decent simple limerick! Or poetry of ANY kind, I think.
But i liked you
.. you remind me of Rainman with your writings 
(even though a lot of it) 
Rainman was a very smart man
And this is how you treat me
.. I'm not feeling the lub here which you talk fondly about As well as making peeps feel good with your writings, 
you sure can make a peep feel bad too ps,
I'm only pullin ya dik knackers 
i lubs ya bro, 
you look like a VERY respected bloke here in Oz ..Google .."Molly Meldrum" from Melbourne Australia and have a look at his pics. pss, and i'm a truckdriver not a Poet, don't i know it... lmao ... Hope you forgive i wont do whatever it was i did again
psss, thanks ladies
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Mary had a little lamb
She kept it in a bucket
And everytime she put it down
The ram would come and f--k it
She kept it in a bucket
And everytime she put it down
The ram would come and f--k it
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Lookin4missright: But i liked you .. you remind me of Rainman with your writings (even though a lot of it)
Rainman was a very smart man
And this is how you treat me .. I'm not feeling the lub here which you talk fondly about As well as making peeps feel good with your writings, you sure can make a peep feel bad too
ps, I'm only pullin ya dik knackers i lubs ya bro, you look like a VERY respected bloke here in Oz ..Google .."Molly Meldrum" from Melbourne Australia and have a look at his pics.
pss, and i'm a truckdriver not a Poet, don't i know it... lmao ... Hope you forgive i wont do whatever it was i did again
psss, thanks ladies
Rainman was a very smart man
And this is how you treat me .. I'm not feeling the lub here which you talk fondly about As well as making peeps feel good with your writings, you sure can make a peep feel bad too
ps, I'm only pullin ya dik knackers i lubs ya bro, you look like a VERY respected bloke here in Oz ..Google .."Molly Meldrum" from Melbourne Australia and have a look at his pics.
pss, and i'm a truckdriver not a Poet, don't i know it... lmao ... Hope you forgive i wont do whatever it was i did again
psss, thanks ladies
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There once was a person on CS, who always posted BS.
They were banned again and again.
But didn't know when to say when.
Until they met their soulmate on CS.
They were banned again and again.
But didn't know when to say when.
Until they met their soulmate on CS.
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Lookin4missright: But i liked you .. you remind me of Rainman with your writings (even though a lot of it)
Rainman was a very smart man
And this is how you treat me .. I'm not feeling the lub here which you talk fondly about As well as making peeps feel good with your writings, you sure can make a peep feel bad too
ps, I'm only pullin ya dik knackers i lubs ya bro, you look like a VERY respected bloke here in Oz ..Google .."Molly Meldrum" from Melbourne Australia and have a look at his pics.
pss, and i'm a truckdriver not a Poet, don't i know it... lmao ... Hope you forgive i wont do whatever it was i did again
psss, thanks ladies
Rainman was a very smart man
And this is how you treat me .. I'm not feeling the lub here which you talk fondly about As well as making peeps feel good with your writings, you sure can make a peep feel bad too
ps, I'm only pullin ya dik knackers i lubs ya bro, you look like a VERY respected bloke here in Oz ..Google .."Molly Meldrum" from Melbourne Australia and have a look at his pics.
pss, and i'm a truckdriver not a Poet, don't i know it... lmao ... Hope you forgive i wont do whatever it was i did again
psss, thanks ladies
That's the funniest thing you've written so far! And I appreciate that you had the nerve to respond! Maybe there's more to you than I've detected, so far! We'll just have to wait and see. But, in ANY case, I wish you ALL THE BEST! And the same to ALL you characters! May ALL your lives be full of joy & happiness! Have fin! Keep yakkin'! And love each other! 
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mollybaby: He's needy
So while you are there at all ....
So while you are there at all ....
U calling me easy toon then Molly??
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Deedee123x: U calling me easy toon then Molly??
Not at all
More like a good samaritan
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mollybaby: Not at all
More like a good samaritan
More like a good samaritan
Not if I was on my last egg!! Is a more appropriate expression when it comes to Non!!!
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nonsmoker: Oh divine anticipation
Dont hold ur breathe!!! It cud end in disaster......
.......on second thoughts!!
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mollybaby: He's needy
So while you are there at all ....
So while you are there at all ....
Molly,
All men are needy.
The sooner we realise that the sooner you can get on with the feminine need to mammy us
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Deedee123x: Dont hold ur breathe!!! It cud end in disaster......
.......on second thoughts!!
.......on second thoughts!!
I have that effect on a lot of people
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nonsmoker: Molly,
All men are needy.
The sooner we realise that the sooner you can get on with the feminine need to mammy us
All men are needy.
The sooner we realise that the sooner you can get on with the feminine need to mammy us
The only thing ur in need of is a good slap!!
Lucky for u I havnt the energy this evening to administer it
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Deedee123x: The only thing ur in need of is a good slap!!
Lucky for u I havnt the energy this evening to administer it
Lucky for u I havnt the energy this evening to administer it
Sorry
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nonsmoker: Sorry Mammy Deedee
Good boy
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Deedee123x: The only thing ur in need of is a good slap!!
Lucky for u I havnt the energy this evening to administer it
you need a vitamin shot.........Lucky for u I havnt the energy this evening to administer it
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truheart1941: you need a vitamin shot.........
I need a shot of something alright!!
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Who gave me a bloody hernia
Stop using all the ink
Not only are you NOT funny! You can't even write a decent simple limerick! Or poetry of ANY kind, I think.