Funny Limericks (132)
fifitrixibelle: microscope?
you win 
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you win[/quote Yayyyy !! 
Am off to bed, early start tomorrow, night spunkybum 
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mollybaby: Ah shur next time you're home visiting the old sod, I'll have a Guinness and some crubeens with you
Sounds good, I can taste the stout and a hoof bap now
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fifitrixibelle: you win[/quote Yayyyy !! Am off to bed, early start tomorrow, night spunkybum
Want some company
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Bnaughty: Sounds good, I can taste the stout and a hoof bap now
I'll take you leprechaun hunting too
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Lookin4missright: Want some company
best offer I`ve had in the last 5 mins....if you`re not here by 7am Irish time, I`ll have to take off the uniform and go to work 
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fifitrixibelle: best offer I`ve had in the last 5 mins....if you`re not here by 7am Irish time, I`ll have to take off the uniform and go to work
On me way lub
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mollybaby: I'll take you leprechaun hunting too
I love smashing those little fellas with me shillelagh
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Lookin4missright: On me way lub
ooooo I`m coming over all unnecessary night ya lug 
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fifitrixibelle: ooooo I`m coming over all unnecessary night ya lug
Great saying
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fifitrixibelle: ooooo I`m coming over all unnecessary night ya lug
Send pics
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There once was a lady named Ferris
Whom nothing could ever embarrass.
'Til the bath salts one day,
in the tub where she lay,
turned out to be Plaster of Paris.
Whom nothing could ever embarrass.
'Til the bath salts one day,
in the tub where she lay,
turned out to be Plaster of Paris.
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Bnaughty: I love smashing those little fellas with me shillelagh
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mollybaby: Because it rhymes with bucket?
GOOD shot, Mollybaby! He DESERVED that! You go, girl! YOUR sense of humor is MUCH BETTER than his!
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Deedee123x: This one is from the film Bridget Jones.
THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL FROM EALING
WHO HAD A PECULIAR FEELING
SHE LAY ON HER BACK
AND OPENED HER CRACK
AND PISSED ALL OVER THE CEILING.
THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL FROM EALING
WHO HAD A PECULIAR FEELING
SHE LAY ON HER BACK
AND OPENED HER CRACK
AND PISSED ALL OVER THE CEILING.
Funny, but IMPOSSIBLE, Deedee! If she were on her back, she woulda peed on the floor! NOT the ceiling! Basic anatomy!
But I DID giggle, Deedee! 
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Deedee123x: This one isn't funny either
Well, how about THIS one, Deedee?
Deedee's a maid full of grace
There's always a smile on her face
But I'm wondering why?
Does she have fun on the sly?
Or do it just any old place?
Luv ya, Deedee
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pat8lanips: “Why thank you. Shame all the harlots here dont appreciate my talents. Or maybe they do, but dont show it in the appropriate manner.”
I don't want to know what the appropriate manner is uh oh
THIS one's for YOU, Molly.
Molly's a good bit of fun
I think that she might be the one
But for what I can't say
'cause I can't get her to play
Even when her typing is done!
I don't want to know what the appropriate manner is uh oh
THIS one's for YOU, Molly.
Molly's a good bit of fun
I think that she might be the one
But for what I can't say
'cause I can't get her to play
Even when her typing is done!
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Once I knew a girl from Nickles
Who always had a jar of pickles
"Whenever I get in bed
With a man" she said
" the damn thing just tickles"
Who always had a jar of pickles
"Whenever I get in bed
With a man" she said
" the damn thing just tickles"
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In days of old when knights were bold
and toilets were'nt invented
They dropped their load upon the road
and went away contented
and toilets were'nt invented
They dropped their load upon the road
and went away contented
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Ah shur next time you're home visiting the old sod, I'll have a Guinness and some crubeens with you