. There was a young man from Uckingham Who stood on the bridge at Buckingham Whilst watching the stunts of the C*nts in their punts And the tricks of the P*icks that were F*ucking 'em
Proof that praying is no good, l bet they were praying not to be killed. On an almost serious note it is the loose family atmosphere in the USA and now almost the World over whereby kids are left to do as they please and therefore grow up to be scum.
I put this under "Jokes & Humour" because i hope it will be that and as Serene asked to liven things up.
Some days ago i was takling to an old client in Portugal and he said a word that is not normally used these days, later l thought that there are so many words and sayings that we do not hear now.
My father suffered back problems and always said to my mother to warm the bottle of "Embrocation" by the fire to rub his back.
I suffered "Chilblains" as a kid and i have not heard of anyone having them for years, i remember the treatment was a tin of Grasshopper ointment that was a green cream.
Lastly, when people asked how others are they may say "I have been queer lately", i think not many admit to that now.
Bring out your old words and sayings and at least try to brighten Serene´s day.
yubba Forum Posts (1,962)
RE: Funny Limericks
There was a young lady from KewWho often fancied a screw
One day went to bed with a fellow called Ned
And he filled up her diddly doo