RE: Do you fancy any woman in your local town...?

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I thought you were in your kitchen but you are dealing in Sheeps clothing.

RE: Do you fancy any woman in your local town...?

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Ah now you need be down here, Spain is better because there are more than 80 different fruit trees, Papayas, Anonas, Paraguayas you can go mad on because there are 17 different types, Fig trees in Portugal almost 40 varieties, Dona Maria grapes without pips, next March we are planting 7,500 Royal Gala Apple so in 6 years you can make some Apple pies in your kitchen.........Delia.

RE: my looks never matched my self confindence ever

my looks never matched my self confindence ever


am I 100% modest...?


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It's sad mate when the only thing you got going for you is next doors dog.

RE: Do you fancy any woman in your local town...?

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Nothing better Pedrocas, free advice, forget the bees(smart lady), if you were closer maybe Delia would fix your cream horn for you in her kitchen.

RE: Do you fancy any woman in your local town...?

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There you go Pedro, straight from the horses mouth. Delia Smith in her kitchen has given you the best advice ever.

Always remember "You can wash it and scrub it and soak it in soda but you'll never get rid of the Billingsgate odour"

RE: Do you fancy any woman in your local town...?

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Between the 2 women and the fish in the sea l would go for the women Pedro, forget the fish it makes your breath smell bad.

RE: Do you fancy any woman in your local town...?

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Oh dear then we would not get on because its a pleasure l like doing, l thought you may have enjoyed it too.

RE: Do you fancy any woman in your local town...?

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You mean that dark haired one in the Butchers with the nice chipolata?.

RE: Do you fancy any woman in your local town...?

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Not that particular one because she is married and has a stepson, l have more respect than to try to get involved with another relationship.

However l have another 14 or 15 that l have my eyes on and are much younger, 36 is ok but 2 at 18 is much better.

RE: Do you fancy any woman in your local town...?

Do you fancy any woman in your local town...?




Yes. Next question.

RE: TRAGIC FIRE IN PORTUGAL.

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Yeah, well l would not know anything just living nearby and speaking and understanding fluently Portuguese, also having spoken with a helicopter pilot this morning that called me and asked for assistance before he returns to Castelo Branco tomorrow for a 10 day without rest shift, l leave you all to read the news as it happens, some of you up to the minute people reading the FT in London, the facts are better l think. Bye then.

RE: Towering inferno in England

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No idea why....................the one in Madrid never did.

RE: London: Van crashes into pedestrians outside Finsbury Park mosque

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It will not and if you all read the comments on Yahoo uk surrounding the story you will see it will get worse, they want all muslims out of the uk, all people have had enough and now they start taking things in to their own hands.

RE: TRAGIC FIRE IN PORTUGAL.

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"Journalism"

As you are closer to them ask them how they came by that idea because in Portugal the detectives are saying that there could be as many as 60 different fires started by 'someone' and they are investigating and also on the radio, in the main newspapers, there is absolutely no mention of "Lightening".

RE: Only for above 35 yrs - or if you luv old movies / tv-series !!!

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I liked Miami Vice but managed to see a couple of episodes on Youtube...............................absolute rubbish. This is how peoples likes change over the years.

RE: I'm single again !

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The site don't use Panavision...................

Normally l put a bit of chewing gum on the end and when they start chewing l know it's enough.

RE: I'm single again !

huh!, l'll have you know l got a foot...............but l don't use it as a rule.

RE: TRAGIC FIRE IN PORTUGAL.

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Proof that you are an ignorant mother f because it is not what l posted, you need get some education and learn to read instead of trying to con all here about your prowess at reading the FT

RE: TRAGIC FIRE IN PORTUGAL.

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You need stop quoting UK rags and start reading Portuguese newspapers and also listening to Portuguese Radio then you would not have the brains of a Rocking Horse. Also don't post to me like you speak to your Father.

RE: Don't Bear All !!

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Problem is that you are only allowed one mistake in each lifetime.

RE: TRAGIC FIRE IN PORTUGAL.

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What you should know is that this was set by someone or others and the police are after them, this happens every year and l remember years ago 31 were in prison. If you have a country where absolute idiots set fire to the countryside you don't stand a chance, in Spain it is the same and l also remember a huge fire about 25 years ago that some idiot started between Calpe and Altea that stopped all traffic on the main road for some days.

What will happen is that the government will ask the EU for 50 million euros and they will get it, then all families will get 50 euros and the rest will go in the boot of an Audi to Switzerland like the other money did. the people in power have been caught so many times and the old Prime Minister has only recently been let out of prison.


The top boss of bank Espirito Santo had a 'gift' from a friend, it was only 23 million, do you have any idea of how long you would need to take it up the Jaxi without Vaseline for your friend to 'give' you 23 million euros?, the bank went bust and in another 40 years when the Geezer is dead and gone the government will say there is no case to answer as he is dead.

My social security is a little under 140 euros a day, l 'officially' work 20 days a month, how many others like me in Portugal l have no idea but l bet that there is no pension rights for me although for others there will be.

RE: TRAGIC FIRE IN PORTUGAL.

The fire declared in the area of ??Pedrógão Grande, in central Portugal, has already killed 39 people, and 59 injured.

The charred corpses of at least 25 people were found on the road, about 50 kilometers from the university city of Coimbra, in central Portugal.

Most of the victims died in their vehicles, while some were hit by flames on the highway while trying to flee on foot from the danger around them.

At least two people remain missing and 20 survivors of the tragedy are hospitalized, all in serious condition.

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Yes but here there will be no "Just Giving" page with millions donated, no one will offer money and the government will do the minimum to keep face, as any Socialist would do, insurance companies will be slow to answer the phone and will bicker to the last cent as to whether it was an "act of cod" or not. If you are a foreigner here you will get less but in UK all the foreigners that were in the tower block will be well looked after with social security money even though they have never worked in their lives or contributed to the State coffers.

RE: Don't Bear All !!

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Well if you were in a dinghy there would be a hole in it or two.

RE: opinions of me......whats yours?

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A Real Tasty Geezer.

RE: SINGLEDOM...do you think it becomes CHRONIC ... after

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That's that then, l have just cancelled my drive up to Copenhagen.

RE: real world

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Yes but don't get too engrossed in much of it because it is not always written in the vein that it is thought in, you may get wrong ideas about the way people are in the real World.

RE: .....was i right......?????

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Hat?, you already had your helmet so would you need a hat........................

RE: SINGLEDOM...do you think it becomes CHRONIC ... after

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Seen you about here a lot, you are sooooooo funny with your little cryptic inputs, about the only thing you put in methinks, l bet you have lots of fun alone.

RE: Don't Bear All !!

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RE: Don't Bear All !!

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Don't tell us you never had "morning wood".............

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