jimbhoy Forum Posts (4,142)

RE: Say Something... No need for names, but names are welcome too. Be Nice.

I am from the future

RE: What's your excuse???

Jennifer Anniston and Angelina Jolie wont let me out the door

RE: Say Something... No need for names, but names are welcome too. Be Nice.

its Saturday here now

RE: Say Something... No need for names, but names are welcome too. Be Nice.

last page

RE: Say Something... No need for names, but names are welcome too. Be Nice.

Yvonne is no trouble at all..............till the 2nd btl of vodka kicks in

RE: What is a High Maintenance Woman?

High Maintenance woman


oh..... One who uses Polly-filler instead of foundation

RE: Say Something... No need for names, but names are welcome too. Be Nice.

Yeh Portea come to Sorrento...... Eat, DRINK and fall over great holiday

RE: MY America

The a**hole who is prime minister in the UK wasn't elected.. he came in cos the a**hole before him left... we'll get to vote for another a**hole in a year or so.... unless this a**hole leaves and we get a different a**hole altogether...



did I mention we vote in a**hole too

RE: MY America

And you believe it is your democratic right (or is it compulsary) to Elect an a**hole as president every 5 years

RE: CS Get-Together- Sorrento, The Amalfi Coast, Italy 10-11 October 2008

Bump up the sunshine

RE: This is Friday............

I dont drink Guinness.... not good for the waistline and not good for the smell you leave after a few pints

RE: My Private Part Died Today

BEDROOM GOLF

1. The player will furnish his own equipment for play, normally
one club and two balls.

2. Owner of the course must approve equipment before play may
begin.

3. Unlike regular golf, the object of the game is to get the club
into the hole, while keeping the balls out.

4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft.
The course owner may check the stiffness of the shaft before
allowing play to commence.

5. Course owner reserves the right to restrict the shaft length,
so as to avoid damage to the course.

6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as possible,
until the course owner is satisfied. Failure to do so may
result in being denied permission to play the course again.

7. Players are cautioned to play the correct hole, as indicated by
the course owner.

8. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately
upon arrival at the course. Experienced players will admire the
course, paying special attention to the well formed bunkers.

9. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have
played recently to the owner of the course presently being
played.

10. If the course to be played is temporarily under repair, player
is advised to find alternate means of play.

11. It is considered outstanding form to play the hole several times
in one match.

12. Course owners shall be the judge of who is the best player.

13. It is considered bad form to reveal your score to other players,
or even that you have played the course.

14. Players are encouraged to have the proper rain gear along,
just in case.

15. Slow play is encouraged. However, players should be prepared
to play at a quicker pace, at least temporarily, at the
course owner's request.

16. Players are advised to think twice before considering
membership at a given course. Additional assesments may be
levied by the course owner, and the rules are subject to
change. For this reason, many players prefer to continue to
play several different courses

RE: This is Friday............

Nope... I live in Scotland but go to Dublin when I can...... every 3-4 weeks or so. But will be in temple bar 2 weeks from now... drinking Coke




























with Jack Daniels in it

RE: My kids are my world and my life

I was away with the forces and I didn't see my kids as much as i wanted to when they were growing up. But every minute i spent with them was precious to me and them.

Some people should have a licence before they have kids.

RE: UFO's????

Ditto on that...... is there a new Gilly in town Gilly has been anally probed by many alliens i think

RE: I was told I have to reintroduce myself, lol! So....

CS addiction cant be cured.... so welcome back fellow fun junkie

RE: The CS news paper

Steven is a bit of a BAHstard

RE: The CS news paper

LATEST NEWS JUST IN


Portea has just taken her rollers out..... she is now in the process or heating up the tongs....


The newsroom has revealed that she is planning a date with Steven Shwartz...... but other reports suggest she is a hit-woman with rollers in


next update in an hour

RE: To be taken in as good fun!

Aslangasitdisnaecumfaethelastwanugoatme datwantasteabitfishy

RE: Save the Servers!!

Tip of the Day.....

Get a new job

RE: why are men so afraid of showing their tears?

I cry....and there is no shame in it at all. I've seen the toughest men I know break down and cry. Makes them more of a man than someone who cant express his feelings..


So just for you

RE: CS Get-Together- Sorrento, The Amalfi Coast, Italy 10-11 October 2008

I'll be there soon hun, only 2 weeks tomorrow

RE: CS Get-Together- Sorrento, The Amalfi Coast, Italy 10-11 October 2008

well hun they made me do it so go get them... them 2 tried to get me drunk too

RE: CS Get-Together- Sorrento, The Amalfi Coast, Italy 10-11 October 2008

BUMP

Time for some sunshine the rain is back here

RE: iF THE WORLD WAS ENDING

I'd buy saske50 a new fake turtle

RE: THE INCREDIBLE HULK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And all us guys bought
and
and never got asked

RE: I want Germany to lose this Soccer Game and that they get booted from the EM !

well I dont care if i lose money at least England aren't there... at least us Scots have a refereee in the quarter finals.... farthest we ever going to get in any tournament

RE: I want Germany to lose this Soccer Game and that they get booted from the EM !

Got them odds 3 weeks ago but after the first few games they are now 6/4

RE: I want Germany to lose this Soccer Game and that they get booted from the EM !

I'm not rooting for anyone but the Dutch... and the only reason is I have £50 on them to win the tournament at odds of 14/1

RE: I want Germany to lose this Soccer Game and that they get booted from the EM !

Well hun according to LIVE TV Michael Ballack scored a screamer 5 mins ago...


Getting my eyes tested now.... or you need to watch TV