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Oct 21, 2007

RE: Would you be secure enough to let your other half go away with mates on holiday without you?

If she insist on going, I`m all for

buying her a one way ticket.

Oct 21, 2007

RE: What's the single most unattractive thing you see in profiles?

Bananas is a bonus?

Oct 21, 2007

RE: What's the single most unattractive thing you see in profiles?

No use beating about the bush,

if you can`t get past the face.

Oct 21, 2007

RE: What's the single most unattractive thing you see in profiles?

Are you looking for...

Oct 21, 2007

RE: What's the single most unattractive thing you see in profiles?

Yes, their pictures usually turn me off.

If I can`t get past the picture, I ain`t reading the profile.

Oct 21, 2007

RE: How not to impress me when sending a first mail message

You`ve got mail

Oct 21, 2007

RE: Would you be secure enough to let your other half go away with mates on holiday without you?

Not a problem as long as the

insurance policy is paid up.

Oct 21, 2007

RE: Ok,Help......Im scared to go on date..........

Just fake it, I hear women are

good at that sort of thing.

Oct 21, 2007

RE: It starts at the bottom and pushes the dirt behind it as it digs.

They were digging an a**hole

Oct 21, 2007

RE: It starts at the bottom and pushes the dirt behind it as it digs.

you lift its tail.

Oct 21, 2007

RE: It starts at the bottom and pushes the dirt behind it as it digs.

By the way, can you tell me how to find a fox hole?

Oct 21, 2007

RE: It starts at the bottom and pushes the dirt behind it as it digs.

I was just answering your question.

Oct 21, 2007

RE: It starts at the bottom and pushes the dirt behind it as it digs.

It starts at the bottom and pushes the dirt behind it as it digs.

Oct 21, 2007

RE: It starts at the bottom and pushes the dirt behind it as it digs.

A ditch witch

Oct 21, 2007

RE: Are German women the most loyal

maybe it was a schnauzer

Oct 21, 2007

RE: It starts at the bottom and pushes the dirt behind it as it digs.

with a shovel

Oct 21, 2007

RE: It starts at the bottom and pushes the dirt behind it as it digs.

My ex wife

Oct 21, 2007

RE: Are German women the most loyal

I don`t know about German women,

but I once had a German Shepherd.

Was a very loyal animal.

Oct 21, 2007

RE: Who knows?

faceless peeps or faceless sheep

Oct 21, 2007

RE: Who knows?

It is very fetching, If I lived in Australia

I`d follow her around all day hoping

to see her bend over.

Oct 21, 2007

RE: Tool And Nightlady officially dating!!! Come in and wish us luck and congratulations

Don`t believe everything I say, I`m a player.

I play chess, I mean chest

,

Oct 21, 2007

RE: Tool And Nightlady officially dating!!! Come in and wish us luck and congratulations

Yea, that`s what my last girlfriend said.

Oct 21, 2007

RE: Tool And Nightlady officially dating!!! Come in and wish us luck and congratulations

Drinking --- guzzler

Football --- go deep

Cards --- All In

Oct 21, 2007

RE: Who knows?

What?, you don`t like my "I`m With Stupid" shirt?

Oct 21, 2007

RE: Tool And Nightlady officially dating!!! Come in and wish us luck and congratulations

Texas Hold em

"All in"

Oct 21, 2007

RE: Tool And Nightlady officially dating!!! Come in and wish us luck and congratulations

The beginnings are usually

happier than the endings.

Oct 21, 2007

RE: Tool And Nightlady officially dating!!! Come in and wish us luck and congratulations

And some made light about another

member who said she was going to

find her man in six months.

One just never knows.

Oct 21, 2007

RE: A Faceless dating site?????

I`m sorry...

Player

Oct 21, 2007

RE: ever get sick of hearing

you`re bad, I love it.

Oct 21, 2007

RE: ever get sick of hearing

Mastic, are you whining?

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