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And God was even more tired when He created woman.


Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.


- Jack Benny laugh laugh

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From 30 feet away she looked like a lot of class. From 10 feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away.


- Raymond Chandler rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

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Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.


- Oscar Wilde rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

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Cosmetics is a boon to every woman, but a girl's best friend is still a nearsighted man.


- Yoko Ono laugh laugh

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That`s why he created monkeys. laugh laugh


All womanhood is hampered today because the world on which it is emerging is a world that tries to worship both virgins and mothers and in the end despises motherhood and despoils virgins.


- W. E. B. Du Bois professor

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There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.


- W. C. Fields laugh laugh

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The only thing a lawyer won't question

is the legitimacy of his mother.

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Twas a woman who drove me to drink.

I never had the courtesy to thank her.

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The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.

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Three things have been difficult to tame: the oceans, fools and women. We may soon be able to tame the oceans; fools and women will take a little longer.


Spiro Agnew

I must say, I do agree with this one.

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I am an expert at both of these activities. devil

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A woman is like a tea bag - you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water.


Eleanor Roosevelt


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To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning but to a man it is the beginning of the end.


Helen Rowland

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You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike.


Dave Attell tongue professor

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Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.


Bill Vaughan amen to that.tongue

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A Frenchwoman, when double-crossed, will kill her rival; the Italian woman would rather kill her deceitful lover; the Englishwoman simply breaks off relations-but they all will console themselves with another man.


Charles Boyer

professor

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There are two kinds of women: those who want power in the world, and those who want power in bed.


Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis <<<<< devil

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I like my whiskey old and my women young.


Errol Flynn


devil me too

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Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.


Timothy Leary

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To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse.


Rudolph Valentino

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Men are generally more law-abiding than women. Women have the feeling that since they didn't make the rules, the rules have nothing to do with them.


Diane Johnson

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Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.


Yul Brynner

professor

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I could sooner reconcile all Europe than two women.


Louis XIV

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Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end.' Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.


Tim Allen

professor

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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.


Tim Allen

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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison.


Tim Allen

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You can never tell what's in a woman's mind, And if she's from Harlem, there's no use o' tryin'


W. C. Handy

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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.


Gloria Steinem

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There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.


Will Rogers

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Men don`t mess around.

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