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RE: Announcing the UN-hunkathon; An un-contest for the unpopular, lumpy, dumpy & grumpy...

Morning rivame

RE: Announcing the UN-hunkathon; An un-contest for the unpopular, lumpy, dumpy & grumpy...

I`m unsure she is all that and less

RE: Announcing the UN-hunkathon; An un-contest for the unpopular, lumpy, dumpy & grumpy...

I un nominate Richard Simmons

and Little Richard

RE: Announcing the UN-hunkathon; An un-contest for the unpopular, lumpy, dumpy & grumpy...

RE: Announcing the UN-hunkathon; An un-contest for the unpopular, lumpy, dumpy & grumpy...

no but you can un dress

RE: Announcing the UN-hunkathon; An un-contest for the unpopular, lumpy, dumpy & grumpy...

You already know i`m not apathetic

I just don`t give a damn.

I`ll do the un counting, this makes me un eligible to

participate as an un contestant.

Ok who are the un nominees? Un Nominees here in the thread.

And send in your votes, please vote by flower with a name.


You may begin.

RE: What should be the maximum FEDERAL tax rate in the United States?

Tax form

1a Enter amount you made ____________________________

1b amount owed (enter amount on line 1a _________________

Instructions for taxpayers:
Write check for the amount in line 1b

Your Federal Government
Gotta (act like you) love em.

RE: this is weird,but interesting

I can`t read it

RE: Should

Just be careful with the hanging curve ball Charlie

you know they always knock that out of the park.

Stick to the off speed stuff

and the tried and true knuckle ball

RE: Should

The joke use to be that it got it`s name because they are so small, that only "you" could go in one

I also heard of the family sedan model, it was called the "Wego"

RE: Should

History of Yugo

RE: Should

I thought the yugo was foreign model

RE: Should

I prefer the wego model

vroom vroom

RE: how many of you like to be adored and treated nice.

Blessed id he/she who expecteth nothing,

For he/she shall never be disappointed.

RE: "He Played on Our Fears"

Remember? remember what?

I was not there, it depends on what

the definition of the word is, is.

I don`t recall, help.

RE: If walls could talk................

We`ve got you surrounded

I`ll have you climbing me in no time.

RE: the belt/cane in schools.....

don`t be thinking

RE: the belt/cane in schools.....

I look at their faces as I tell the little transgressors,

this is going to hurt you more than it hurts me.


Oops, turn that around. Also I told my son,

I brought you into this world

and I can take you out.

so do be thinking you can beat the old man.

He is 14 and we have a very good understanding

and a great relationship. He`s a great kid.

RE: the belt/cane in schools.....

So you think they should be "beaten" for their transgressions?

RE: the belt/cane in schools.....

the scam comes before the punishment

it is designed to get out of the consequences

of ones bad behavior, by using tactics to pull at

the mothers heartstrings, kinder gardener scammer

you`ve been victimized.

RE: the belt/cane in schools.....

I know what you said, but why look at their pitiful looking faces?

it would appear that you have been

scammed by a kinder gardener

RE: the belt/cane in schools.....

maybe that`s why you have a problem with it,

you don`t hit their face, try the other end.

RE: the belt/cane in schools.....

Conservative thinkers.

RE: What do you think is the most important value in a relationship?

titties and beer are the two most important things on the planet.


I mean without these things, what else would be left to live for?

RE: the belt/cane in schools.....

both, but don`t use all your google tickets at one time

you may need some for later.

Does it takea village to raise a nut?

Ok, but only five minutes.

not a second longer.

RE: If walls could talk................

Mine would say "Put some clothes on, you`re scaring me"

RE: "He Played on Our Fears"

You`re kidding, I did not realize that

Does it takea village to raise a nut?

Awww shoot, almost, that`s all?

Does it takea village to raise a nut?

It takes a village to raise a nut.


Dwayne was a pain in the town`s rear end
he blew up the trailer that he grew up in.

Burnt down the church and the Junior High Gym
His own momma wouldn`t even claim him.

But Hillary Clinton says we`re to blame
She says the town ought to feel ashamed

We let Dwayne down when he need us most
We`d pray for him if our church wasn`t toast and sut
It takes a village to raise a nut.

We rebuilt the gym at the Junior high school
Dwayne popped the lock with a tire tool

He blew out the windows with a pellet gun
Spray painted some stuff about the coaches son

Albert Gore says he`s appalled
says Dwayne needs midnight basketball

We need to play ball with him
we`d play ball with him if the gym wasn`t bolted shut
it takes a village to raise a nut.

It takes a village to raise a nut
it takes tire squealing round a Pizza Hut
Takes a momma and daddy sitting on their butts
It takes a principals office without any guts
It takes a sorry Mayor and a school that sucks
Takes a lot of police and fire trucks
Takes a high school teacher who likes being kicked and cussed
It takes a village to raise a nut


We finally snapped in our senior year
Got in the truck and drank some cold beer

Followed Dwayne home from the senior prom
all the way back to his foster home

His foster mom let us in the door
said she couldn`t deal with Dwayne no more

Ripped a forty dollar tux right off of him
When we finished with him, his jaw was wired shut
It takes a village to raise a nut.



It takes a village to raise a nut
it takes tire squealing round a Pizza Hut
Takes a momma and daddy sitting on their butts
It takes a principals office without any guts
It takes a sorry Mayor and a school that sucks
Takes a lot of police and fire trucks
Takes a high school teacher who likes being kicked and cussed
It takes a village to raise a nut


By one of my favorite entertainers

Tim Wilson