.....booommmm and a lonely cannon ball came flying through the air...bounced off a couple of masts...went straight through the only life boat on deck...and with a quiet plop..fell right at pirate jess,s feet. Breathing in deeply so as to put a few more inches between her and that ball she realized she may only have a few more seconds on this earth if she didnt...........
.......stutter or was that shutter whenever a young fair maiden was in view. However being the experienced shutterer that he was his photos always came out perfect. Little did he know that he had just recently captured Jake without a leg.. but sporting a brand new peg..on his brownie. This put him in grave danger as Jake one leg......
....mission. Little did they know that the gent on the jetty was the darstadly two timing...two bit...two bad...thievin scoundral Jake the peg who had lost his leg only six months previously by.....
.......sparrows because they are to big to crawl up her nose. The parrots do have a way of leaving a mess behind on her shoulder though. Maybe as a sideline....for when pirating is slow....she could bag and sell the hmmm mess. Could be more profitable than chicken.......
OHohhhhh snagged the bottom on a tree and there is a great trail of little balls going all over the place...people falling everywhere...gotta get outta here and hide. Ahhh the cake looks loke a good place
....and there at the helm ...with a parrot sitting on her shoulder... is pirate jess. Hanging of her belt was the biggest scabbard I ever saw. Why it was even big enough to...........
.....to my delight was greeted by Jess and Rivame. I reckognized them instantly by the trench coats and sunnies. We went to collect my luggage and to my horror found that........
Yesterday I went to the movies to meet some friends.....no one in sight so rang them.......found out I was a day late. What the heck, went to watch the movie on my own and found I was a dollar short.Bit miffed so decided to go home and watch tv. The only movie on was "the story of my life" as I had seen it ten times I decided to.................
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RE: HEY JESS 642
I think he was trying to let us know about the blight of the geoduck in sign language.