......Mac Roberts as it had recently opened and great discounts were happening.The diner was pretty full so I sat down next to a tree..we got chatting as you do and I asked him where I was..Shaking with so much laughter he made his branches branch and his leaves drop he said it didnt matter because.....................
....."Are you speaking to me" I enquired. "Is the sky green" he replied indignently.....ha gotta now I thought to myself looking upward. For a moment I believed myself to be standing on my head."What sort of place is this,and where are we?"I asked Rocky. With that he let forth with a chuckle that made my.........
.......buzzing sound and then proceeded to vibrate its way across the floor,mice scurring every, finally coming to rest at pinkies feet.Mistaking it for some kind of worm and being extremely hungery Pinkie picked it up and with ........
........big wart...it was so big you couldnt even see her mouth move as she cussed and then cussed some more.From what I could gather he had his first appearance in the pink flamingo club the next day and now he was blue.....(thought he looked rather cute myself).Thinking that perhaps there was some pink makeup in the bag I opened it and screamed. There inside..................
......I heard a really deeepppp loud " FE,FI,FO,FUM, and was horrified to see the biggest, ugliest, dirtiest giant I had never seen in my life... in his hand was a bloodied axe. "Mother" got very agitated and grabbing me asked if I would get Pinkie out of there as he was tonights tea. Grabbing him once again by the neck we ran up the stairs and around a corner when suddenly I tripped over....
....straight down the shaft of that cannon.In the process I got pecked ten times with pinkies beak and his boney knees dug where no boney knee should.Holding on tighter around his scrawny neck I was waiting for the final expulsion when suddenly.......
......cannon. "This is our way outta here" I yelled excitedly at pinkie.Pinkie shook his head and said he didnt want to ruffle his feathers.With that I grabbed him by his scrawny neck and proceeded to........
........Thinking to myself "typical male" I proceeded to ask him where I was.Alas he could,nt enlighten me as he himself was lost and confused.I decided that perhaps I should find pinkie and then to try and retrace our steps.When I got back to the ball room it was with great dismay that I found............
...nostrils I was amazed to see I had stumled into a masked fox ball.There were at least fify pairs of foxes doing the fox trot all in perfect rhythm.There was a rather curious looking curtain hanging over a doorway and decided to investigate.As I slowly pulled the curtain aside.........
.....the door way of a big castle.As the handle to the door was so high up I had to stand on Pinkies back and jump. The handled moved as I landed and the door swung inward with a clang.Foul air hit my nostrils and Pinkie started to back peddle to the door when suddenly...
..... lady bird from the top of the mushroom. It had a most wonderous smile upon its face, but even more amazing was the kalidescope of colours now deflecting out of its spots. I set the ladybird onto a hanging branch, hoping it wouldnt fall off, when out........
...king kong. Poor thing looked so lost.In his hand he had a melways and he was turning it each and everyway and looking more confused with every turn.I then realized that the noise I had heard earlier was coming out of his ipod. I was just about to go up and say hi when..............
...earplugs as the noise was quite deafening.The shrill whine was making the wild life panic.One little joey ran smack bang into a tree and knocked.....
I think anyone in the toy department with their kids would welcome an adult to sympathise with or talk with. You can only take so much of....mummy can I....mummmy I really have to have it.....please, please,please ....waaaahhhhhhhhh.So all you men keep smiling, you may be saving someones sanity
.........severed hand in a handbag.( sorry Jess couldnt resist). Strange, on closer inspection the hand belonged to a man, and a very large man at that, and there in his hand was.....................
....handbag lying under a tree. I looked around for the owner but couldnt find anyone.Picking up the handbag I wondered if I should look inside or ............
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......Mac Roberts as it had recently opened and great discounts were happening.The diner was pretty full so I sat down next to a tree..we got chatting as you do and I asked him where I was..Shaking with so much laughter he made his branches branch and his leaves drop he said it didnt matter because.....................