...."lunch everyone".Looking at the scrawny pygmy (who without any hands wasnt going to be finger lickin good) I wondered how they were going to cook him. "Pygmy soup" yelled the larger than life woman, licking her big wart, and I realized that his bone would make a nice tasty......
Love that song chattahoochie and maybe we can even get some footstompin going.Love the open fire place its so homely.Where do we go to get a drink? I can see Strangers got the board games ouy lets play.......
...was amazed to find he didnt look a day older than he did back then.On stating that to him he said that noone ever aged in this place.Wow thought I "the eternal fountain of youth" until I remembered youth had overtaken me a long time ago.At that moment there was a great blast of horns and one little toot and before me.........
......I quickly tied his shoe laces together then ran until I found a tent.Ducking under the flap which was flapping I hoped that the giant had,nt followed. As I stood up I slowly looked around me. Suddenly me eyes fell on..........
......gagged. Apart from the stench there was also something dripping on my head. Looking upwards I found myself to be standing right under the armpit of the giant from the castle.The bloodied axe was still in his hand and I had a sinking feeling knowing that today someone was going to............
SOrry to hear of your pain Blanca.I think alcohol acts as a truth serum sometimes. It loosens the tongue, gives you dutch courage.Ive done it a few times myself.
........bang....all his muscels started to sag. Lifting his face up off the floor and peering underneath I found a terrified wombatagoo. Seems he was on a mission to save the lilac forest and as only humans were allowed in there he had bought a blow up man.Being a lilacie I thought it my duty to.......
This is the first time I have been online and have found it an amazing experience. I have made a few online friends and enjoy posting ,emailing and msn with them. As friends if we should ever meet I am confident that our easy repoire and banter would flow just as easy in real life.
.......my right ear. ( a giraffamagig had been licking it for half an hour ) I gave my half eaten hamburger to the alicroc in front of me and accidently got the fairy floss stuck in the hair of edward scissorhands double.The crowd roared, (some spat, some dribbled, some f%rted) as the arena came alive with.......
.........Little bo peep and my anxiety was further heightened by the sheep running every which way.Boy did they run fast with those ten pairs of legs. Sunday roast popped into my mind for a minute but was then distracted when I spied little jack horner.He was totally oblivious to the big hairy cow that was hanging above his head.I was just about to warn him when the cow lifted its tail and........
............Acker Bilk. Because he had lost his id and no one knew who he was he had to stand in line like the rest of us. In front of me stood what could only be described as half way between a chimp and a man, the chimp genes being the more predominent. He had swung in that afternoon after doing his 8hour stint at the local zoo.What amazed me most about this chiman was his hair which....................
......horns I had ever seen. As they aproached they blew ever so hard and music filled the air. They were the shiniest brassiest horns imaginable and had come to play at the fair being held that night. With a doh reh me they wandered off into the crowd who all cheered wildly. All except for one............
......huge bubble followed by all sorts of weird gurgling noises.As the bubble burst the night air filled with the stench of rotten eggs and other aromas which made the nose twitch and the eyes water. Not one second later a tiny purple frog with ten feet jumped out of the pond." My goodness,please excuse me, must have been that fly I had for lunch." said he in a little croakie voice.The water erupted once more..........
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RE: ^ < v how you doing part 2
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