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RE: Need a room ?

Here your Scotch on the rocks Outofafrica and it nice to meet you

RE: Need a room ?

YesWho what can I get you to drink Jeepers is buying

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Hi Lea here your pina colada nice to see you.

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Hi Reb good to see you buddy here your double shot of southern confort

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With that picture stuck in my head now I need a drink

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Maybe we can get wonderworker to do the naked dancing

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One glass of red wine for Amerk

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Where did I put my phone

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Jeeper i got the bar set up









Some music to start

RE: Need a room ?

Hi Judy that a deal I am in

RE: Need a room ?

I take the job thanks

RE: Need a room ?

Hi Jeepers I need a room i need to get away from florida it to damn cold

RE: How have you spent your winter so far ?

Thing can break off easy that just hurts thinking about it.

RE: How have you spent your winter so far ?

normaly the temp is in the 70s but for the last 10 day we have not made it above 52 and at night it in the 20s



Hi Lea



Hi Kid

RE: How have you spent your winter so far ?

I doing great buddy how are you?



They say that we are going to get snow flurries on saturday

RE: How have you spent your winter so far ?

It Been DAMN cold this winter I miss my shorts

RE: Songs For Your Mood Right Now (Part 6)

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I love this song

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Ruben it always great to see you buddy I been busy with family stuff but I am back to having a good laugh with friends like you buddy

RE: Songs For Your Mood Right Now (Part 6)

RE: Songs For Your Mood Right Now (Part 6)

Green Day- Boulevard of Broken Dreams

Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth

Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day.

They both met with an Angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven.

The angel said "Unfortunately, there's only one space in Heaven today so I must decide which one of you will be admitted."

The Angel asked Dolly if there was some particular reason why she should go to Heaven. Dolly took off her top and said, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity."

The Angel thanked Dolly, and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth the same question.

The Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever and flushes it without saying a word.

The Angel immediately said, "OK, your Majesty, you may go into Heaven."

Dolly was outraged and asked, "What was that all about? I showed you two of God's own perfect creations and you turned me down. She simply flushed a commode and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that to me?

"Sorry, Dolly," said the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair - no matter how big they are."

RE: I'm leaving this website because nobody wished me MERRY CHRISTMAS

Gilly you did a good job now let me try.



Hi mate did you have a good boxing day

RE: I'm leaving this website because nobody wished me MERRY CHRISTMAS

Merry Christmas GILLY I hope all is well

RE: So far so good.

Hi Sweetie Merry Christmas love I am having alittle rum but now with eggnog

RE: So far so good.

NMP it great to see you beautiful Merry Christmas.

RE: So far so good.

Leo it always my pleasure seeing you my friend



I am having a few drinks listen to christmas music


I share oe that I love with you

RE: So far so good.

Leo Merry Christmas to you buddy.