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RE: Is Flirting All We Have Here?

Love you are one in a million so amazing to me only if I was the one to make life perfect for you

RE: Is Flirting All We Have Here?

ROFLMAO thanks lee for the laugh it like me saying I am not good at shaving my head

RE: Is Flirting All We Have Here?

Flirting can be fun and in the fourms it all good life to short I live love and laugh and hyave a good time

RE: The Blues

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RE: The Blues

One more for you sweetie

RE: The Blues

This song goes out to Asha an amazing sweet kind caring lady to me she is truly one in a million

RE: Songs For Your Mood Right Now (Part 7)

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RE: Looking??

Hi Dana it is great to see you sweetie I have missed you

RE: I'm beginning to wonder

Well the president can not make bills or pass them he can only try to influence his party to make bills he wants and as it is not where the Dems are trying to push through everything and the Reb are saying no to everything even if it make sinse that why we are in the place we are at.Most of us do not make enough money for either party to care what we think if you really want to make a differance kick them all out and start over.The funny thing I see is the last president FU*CK up AMERICA FOR 8 YEARS but know one want to get rid of him as fast as this president maybe it because he does not look like the last but that just me.

RE: happy birthday tainogirl

Happy Birthday Taino I hope you had a great day.

The Sensitive Man

The Sensitive Man

A woman meets a man in a bar.

They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together.

They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.

There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall!

It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them. And she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display.

There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.

Although she found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears she was quite impressed by his Sensitive side.

But she doesn't mention this to him.

They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after awhile, she finds herself thinking, 'Oh, my God! Maybe this guy could be the one!

Maybe he could be the future father of my children!'

She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips.

He responds warmly.

They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.

She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, and more heat than she has ever known.

After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, while they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly,

'Well, how was it?'

The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says:

'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf!'

BBQ RULES

Hi WW I never live down that damn mule it good to see you buddy

Apple Does It Again!

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.

The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup size, speaker size, and storage capacity.

This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about

men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

BBQ RULES

Hi Jeepers I always got a root beer for you buddy but you have to share the rid-eye with me

BBQ RULES

We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ, the following chain of events are put into motion:





Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauce, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine...
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat

Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine...
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ' and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women!

RE: What's your specialty?

Yes it does it is great to see you sweetie

RE: What's holding you back ?

what is funny is you send a flower saying you like her profile and she does not have the kindnest to say thank you but the next night she has the high morals to coment on your flower to me if she is not insersted the frist time why stict your nose into it it.get a damn life .I sent her one flower and never bother her again but she has to try to be funny she might need to google funny before trying it

RE: What's holding you back ?

Well it not a hoke gone bad it is someone send you a flower because they like your profile and you did not responde and that all good but now you want to get on your soap box and act like you give a damn. THANK YOU FOR THE LESSON I WILL MAKE SURE IT DOES NOT HAPPEN AGAIN.

RE: What's holding you back ?

You knowwhat you are right I saw her profile and I thaiught it was nice and stupid me sent her a flower but she could not even say thank you but tonight she trying to be sooooooooooooooo funny about it and to me that says alot I guess I had bad judgement whith profiles but I should thank her for been so special.

RE: What's holding you back ?

Well I sent you a flower after I read your profile and I like it and you did not resopnse so you gave me the cold shoulder along time ago and it was ok so if you think you are only giving me the cold shoulder now then you are wrong but it all good when I read ANY LADY PROFILE and I like it I send them a flower so I don't want you to feel to special

RE: What's holding you back ?

I sent you a flower because I thought you are a beautiful lady and in my book there nothing wrong letting a lady know you think she is beautiful If I am wrong then I must have missed something



I am not loose with my flowers if you think so then I must have been so wrong sending you a flower then it is my bad I always live and learn. so thank you for your help.

RE: What's holding you back ?

Thanks for the head up buddy

RE: What's your specialty?

Well sweetie all the hats off goes to my mom she taught me how to cook,and when it get cold I make a mean chicken soup with dumplings