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Hi larry good to see you buddy

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Beautiful picture

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Come here and sit on my lap and tell me how innocent you are

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You are so bad and I love it

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Hi Jeepers how are you doing tonight

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Hi my love my night just got so much better now you are here.

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Hi Steve have a good night buddy

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Hi everyone

A Man Who Knows His Math

He writes:
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her.
This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out is window and gave the woman the finger.
"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why:

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.
That's 96 miles each day.
Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.

Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.
There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.
That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.

Even though the re t of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars.
That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day.
Statistically, females drive half of these.

That's 18,000 women drivers!
In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.
That's 642.

According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding.
That's 449.
According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide.

That's 98.
And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.
That's 33.

According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons and this number is increasing.
That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that ha s a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.

Give her the finger? I don't think so.

RE: Songs for your mood right now (part 4) :-)

Ice Cube-Today Was A Good Day

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RE: ok..No Aggro..lets just chat....

Hi Sweetie that my new bud he picks up all the ladies i just his wing man

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Hi Everyone

RE: Hell...Lets play nice kids!

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That so great

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Well love as long as you are doing good then I am happy it so great to see you

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Love you know what I want and I been waiting my whole life for it so am I going to get it

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OMFG it must be christmas or someone palying tricks on me



Hi beautiful how are you I hope all is well I missed you love







Sw eets i hope you are good lonGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG time

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Love I am just waiting on you to take that chance

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Jim I know he wasm out and they were going to operate ..........did it go well?

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Love you can have all that you want and need are you ready

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I love your song love

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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMmm can I get you anything else beautiful

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Ok I got the DJ


DJ AM Live at Rain inside Palms,

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Ok lets get everyone dancing




Kriss Kross - Jump

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Gary here your coffee great to see you

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Gary showed up and it never to earily gary so waht are you drinking

RE: beggars on the strret...what do you do?

I make a poll about it on CS and asks other what they will do.

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Hi jim good to see you buddy no I did not hear what happen to reyes what happen?