peachylisa Forum Posts (1,789)

RE: Are You Ready??????

thank you now i have learned too

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island...what 1 item would you like to have with you?

the anarchy cook book it will tell you how to do anything

heres some good advice

i got him back i served him some duck stew it was quite ducky
too

heres some good advice

i live in the boonies still have the old out house out back but we got indoor plumbing awhile back thats where my facination for sticking my toe in the bathtub faucet came in never seen one before we always just took a bath in the pond out back stuck my toe in a frogs mouth back then but i always managed to get it back real easy

heres some good advice

do not ever beat on a duck egg with a wooden spoon

one time i decided to hatch some duck eggs so i go to a friend of mine who had ducks, he said just go out and get all the eggs you want so i went out and grabbed abpout a dozen..
then i went to the libary to get a book on hatching ducks
i learned it takes like 23 days or something like that and since i wasnt gonna sit on them i had to buy a duck hatching thingy you know one of them styrofoam dillies with a light to keep them warm you know
and being the ella mae that iam i decided to keep em in my bedroom so i could tend to them everyday cause you know you have to turn em
so one side dont get more than the other. I had a candle to hold the egg in front of soos i could see them little baby duckies inside them eggs, it was so cool everyday lookin at my baby duckies waiting for them to hatch.
welll,,,,,,,,,,,
the day came and they wasnt pecking out and im getting worried so i took one and held it it front of the csandle and said oh baby duck
its ok come on out now and nothing happened
i waited till i couldnt stand it no more so i thought maybe the egg shell was too tuff so i took a wooden spoon


and i went tap tap very gently and BOOM!!!!!!!! THAT EGG EXPLODED
AND WAS ROTTEN IT WENT EVERY WHERE LIKE DIRRERIAHA
I RAN LIKE A DOG AS FAST AS I COULD

took me a long time to get the smell out of my room
and my friend had a good laff on me he knew they was rotten eggs when i got em

i would like to know who is still here so let me know

you post the good ones

i would like to know who is still here so let me know

AWWWWWW you always look pretty to me perhaps your mirror is just alittle steamed up from you being so hot

i would like to know who is still here so let me know

hey this is looking good see the good ones are still here

i would like to know who is still here so let me know

iam still here

RE: ARE THERE ANY fun, hot, and single GUYS OUT THERE?!!!

be carefull you dont burn your ey

i only have 1 hour left

then iam off for 4 days woo hooo i made it thru another 96 hours with only 12 hours of sleep
got my pay now iam off to play after i take a long nap
so yall better look out cause iam in a very funky mood this week

RE: happy easter!!!!!!!!!

mornin you Happy Easter

just what have i done to you

Thank ya sweety i have to say you have been the same for me and you have been a good sport about my foolish lip Happy Easter hope you and Tom are not too hung over from all that monkey love

RE: "Do you think she's prettier than me?" OMG, typical, you better get it right.

there is always gonna be someone prettier
theres always gonna be someone more handsome
be real just keep your head in the right place and you wont get no trouble outta me

RE: happy easter!!!!!!!!!

Happy Easter yall

RE: Our Blackest Thoughts.

nope not me cant do it believe me i should have my reasons but i will not let it be inside of me i have never felt hate either

RE: psssstttt, (whispering) com'ere

not showing them they are just there in front of me pointed at the screen

RE: Our Blackest Thoughts.

iam sorry but i have never in my life allowed a blackened thought to enter my mind or my heart so you are wrong no not every body has them

RE: Marriage Vows

my life
begins this day

your life
begins this day

together
we soar
as our love
reaches a higher plane

with
no regrets
no issues
no giving to blame

i take you
as you are
you have me
as i am

RE: LOLIPOP!

hey sister mize lopypop is sweeter than youins

RE: LOLIPOP!

shiver me timbers but would ya hapan to ave a lowlipop me tonuge
seems awfully slivered from me rum

RE: LOLIPOP!

but cha know i ben thinkin ya dun broke my heart
cause when it came ta drinking you gave up this lolipop up for that trailer trash tart
how about spanish
hey vato whas you got inna you mouf is dat a lolapup
chinggaw man you goin at that lolapup like it was a taco

RE: LOLIPOP!

ok pilgrim give me that lolipop forin i get tongue dried

RE: LOLIPOP!

ok ok
lickinpop yall got sum
lickinpop thats what we call it here or
an all day sucer

RE: LOLIPOP!

loooooo looooo lolly pop wtf am i trying to say kim
thats hard to type that word without using my tongue

just what have i done to you

omg my bird is sing heartbreakhotel and humping on his swing i wish i had not feed him that worm he will sing every elvis song there is and i will have to clean all his spunk off the walls dang it

just what have i done to you

i only ate half this time guts and all i think its still wigglin around in there some where the other half i gave to my cockatiel he is hanging upside now singing i been working on the railroad and looking kinda weird

just what have i done to you

hey Hal i like to Hal at the full moon it gives me power within

just what have i done to you

GOLLIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
gollieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
gollieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
you guys are all so nice thanks i was trying to get the rat to flush out of its hole i guess it aint here thats for sure

just what have i done to you

how the frunk would i know fou are frunky i guess