well will not say outloud but it was some i have never seen here in the forums could be from another site but it was a guy im think... ever heard of porkypenis
i have this habbit of standing on my head but i have a little problem with this you see it makes me completly deaf as i have um well um how can i put this i um have huge taataas and they cover my ears like like a pair of ear muffs making me unable to hear the phone ring or some one knocking at the door what can i do... i must stand on my head at least once a day for 1 hour its the only way i have to replace all the air that just goes right out of my head at times when i least expect it
every year on my birthday i sit in the hot tub with a bottle of Asti and i drink it from a long stemed glass till its gone by then i dont even know iam over 21 i just know its gonna be fun when i turn 50 iam changing to Rum cause i know by then my life wont be so doodle dee dumb
my taataas are thawed out my feet are tingling ready for some mingling would you like some cherry vodka mixed with ice well drink like women cause we are not mice oh stefy stefy you sure are nice well do the jelly dance once more get everybody on the floor watch who will come through the door then you wont be lonely no more
makes for rotten EASTER Egg hunting but they say the weather will be back to 70 by monday going to be terible for all the new blooms though all those tender little buds froze last night... Hope warmed up soon too
just what have i done to you
i love getting frunk wifh fou wf can get frunk and frew a pew