iam me weak at times mighty in others iam a well ballanced person who doesnt need drugs booze or pity to be who iam take me or leave me the hell alone call my name and i will be there call me a name and i pity you
there is a 100 dollar bill on the side walk accross the street is a smart blonde,santa claus,one of the seven drawfs sleeping beauty and snow white and the easter bunny which one is gonna get the hundred dollars
This old man is sitting on a bench at the mall waiting for his wife this young man with hair spiked and colored red green and yellow sits next to him well the old man just keeps staring at this young fellow till finally he says whats the matter with you old man havent you ever gone out and done something really wild the old man says matter of fact son yes i have about 20 years ago i went out one night got drunk screwed a parrot i was just wondering if you were my son
my foot does not look like a duck i had a bathtub faucet stuck on my toe long story was quite tramatic for awhile i wont go sticking my toe in the faucet again for sure
its just me i still have this frigging faucet stuck on my toe learning to walk was hell had to go to the circus and steal some clown shoes to cover my foolish foot, when iam at home i can relax but in public i have to keep it covered, i painted it red but it sticks out like a sore toe worse now , wow these clown shoes are funny looking bet i could swim like a duck
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feelin froggy
you guys are extinct in texas