KillingtimeKillingtime Forum Posts (878)

RE: Psychology

First in my mind was potato. Hell, I love potatoes. I love the way they look, i love their texture, i love the way they roll when you push them gently and I love the fact that they are good listeners.

You can talk for hours to a potato and get a deep, deep burden off your chest.

I submit that potatoes are the uber tuber and the future belongs to them.

RE: Why do men say "I love you" when they do not really feel it?

Sometimes, when a man becomes infatuated with a woman, he might think he has deeper feelings for her.

He might find this woman intelligent, good company, easy to talk to and to be with and so his mind might say that there is a connection and it is love that he is feeling when in fact it might be just infatuation – an attraction.

And so he utters the phrase “I love you” Sometimes he says that without even thinking of the consequences.

And in some cases when a man says that phrase he might as well just climb on a cross and nail himself because from then on anything he does will be benchmarked against that phrase.

I’m not standing up for anyone. Most people are snakes and no matter from which end you grab them their head will always turn round and bite back.

Of course, if a man says "I love you" after only a couple of dates that should start the alarm bells ringing in a woman's mind.

That is one possible theory. I’m sure you people can shoot it down in flames in no time at all.

RE: Why do men say "I love you" when they do not really feel it?

Roughly translated "My hovercraft is full of eels"

RE: Psychology

Well, close but no cigar as Cardinal Richeleu said to Monica Lewinsky.

RE: Psychology

*sigh* Does it have to be carrots?

RE: in the bath

Depends with what madam. I'd hesitate to jump in and share a bath with a white shark for example.

RE: in the bath

*lowering eyes politely* I see. I hope he wasn't also responsibile for the recent one near Greece.....

RE: Hello from Marbella

Hello there.

RE: in the bath

I agree.

If only you were in charge of maritime safety in 1912 when the Titanic sank.....

RE: Roast chicken

Alas, I have not much luck with roasting chickens.

Last time I tried, I grabbed a chicken, removed it's feathers, placed it in a dish with potatoes and shoved it in the oven.

After 30 minutes I opened the oven door and slid the dish out. The chicken sat up and eyed me beadily and said "Mister, either turn the gas on or just give me back my feathers"

RE: in the bath

Yammers.

I am happy to note that this time you did specify "Ladies only"

However, I am moved to ask...why space for 3?

RE: flat tyre

Never go to fancy dress parties dressed as a bunny madam.

RE: flat tyre

Depends who it is. If it's an old person then yes I might stop. Otherwise all people have a phone and can ring up assistance.

I never asked for help when I had a flat tyre.

RE: in the bath

I do share my bath...after I finish I bottle it up and wait for someone to visit. Then I hold up the bottles and tell them "I saved this for you, I washed in it, it's for you.....don't run off yet...."

RE: fashion

I'm usually 10 years out of fashion.

Do you anticipate platform shoes and flared trousers to be en vogue again then?

RE: Quit smoking

That's good UK. Best of luck.

I stopped smoking 23 times today....

RE: Fears

Fear of failure.
Fear of letting people down.
Fear of my knees bending the wrong way.....

RE: Do you belief in friendship between men and women?

If it is just friendship, with no expectations other than friendship in return, then yes of course it is possible.

RE: Love vs Attraction

Having said all this, some characters don't age so well either.

RE: white lie

At work I lie either to cover myself, someone else, or to pacify and reassure a client. If not lying I'm not saying the whole truth (which is different in a way).

I don't lie unless I'm sure I'll get away with it and I never lie about something that people might find out the truth from somewhere else.

A lie is truth unless proven otherwise. Depends how deep one is prepared to dig.

RE: Where are you???

At work. Doing costings and cursing softly to myself.

RE: white lie

I lie - believe me.

RE: "The Outsider"

Look at it from another way.

Would you join the mainstream? The flow of prevalent thought irrespective of what it really is? Do you really feel the need to be a part of society?

Sometimes it's good to be on the outside looking in rather than being locked in.

RE: You do like chocolate ?

Don't be sorry to take a stand on an issue. Good on you and well done.

Only, I could care less now that the rightous are flocking in.

And, if I don't think about myself who the hell will? You? I very much doubt it.

RE: white lie

Driver,

Don't forget the language barrier and the fact that, sometimes humour is not understood.

In order to explain better I will use your example:

White lie:

Does my bum look big in this? No of course not.

I am so fat. No you aren't.

Is she better looking than me? Of course not.



Twisted truth:

Does my bum look big in this? Only from a certain angle

I am so fat. No, those clothes are too small.

Is she better looking than me? Yes but I love yout the most.


Breath takingly honest:


Does my bum look big in this? YES!

I am so fat. Well, you are saying it not me!

Is she better looking than me? Yes!


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You see natasha, sometimes it is best not to say the whole truth - very often the whole truth is not what some people want to hear.

RE: You do like chocolate ?

I note that, as time goes by, your posts are becoming more abrasive.

If you want to do something about this issue then please, be my guest and just do it.

I do not like people who pontificate and adopt a "holier than thou" attidude - I consider those kind of people rather smug.

RE: Sense of...

You'll see the sense in life when it is time to die.

RE: music

Nothing.

When I'm down I don't want to hear anything except the thumping of my heart and the blood clanging in my ears. I need total silence to concentrate and recharge myself.

RE: breakfast

Black coffee, no sugar (I'm sweet enough) and a cigarette - and I'm ready to take over the world and its mammaries.

RE: what

Morning wedward *waving cheerfully* Just came in the office to collect some documents.

I'll see you when I see you.

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