KillingtimeKillingtime Forum Posts (878)

RE: Family Values

And here are your new laws.

From now on the national language of your respective country shall be Swahili.

Anyone under the age of 18 is NOW 18 years old and eligible to vote.

Everyone must change their underwear every 30 minutes. Checks will be carried out and in to facilitate the checking progress, underwear must be worn on the outside over the clothes.

Yes, sounds reasonable as far as laws go.

I'll wait for my assasination in due course.

RE: dead relationship?

Hey, it's ok! She's not moving backwards, she's going forward. She's not ressurecting dead ducks, she's going to look for live ones, just like you say, so it's all ok. It's a cake walk practically.

RE: dead relationship?

Oh, you’ve dropped us right in it.

I’m the one who’ll lose charisma points then…here goes nothing.

Lady, what is it that YOU want? Are you seeking re-assurance from us?

This place is for connecting singles not breaking up relationships (although your profile does say “separated”). Do you want us to carry the burden of your complete marriage bust-up?

You’ve thought about it and tried EVERY angle: then you’ve done all you could.

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“i think basically what im trying to say is do i give up any chance of happiness for the sake of my family/marriage??”
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If your family and marriage/relationship aren’t/weren’t giving you the happiness you seek then I’m afraid it is time to make that hard choice and move on.

You seem to have made up half of your mind anyway otherwise you wouldn’t be here in the first place.

The more you drive over a dead animal the flatter it gets.

Apologies to those offended.

RE: dead relationship?

Ah lady, it is NOT a stone cold dead relationship after all.

However you go from past tense to present tense in your post and that derails me somewhat.

Del Amitri say it is hard to say you love someone and it is hard to say you don’t.

If there still is a flicker of hope to salvage a relationship then just give it a try. You say you do not feel the same yet you wonder whether you could rekindle your relationship. Just give it a try - or else just wonder at what it might have been. Even if it does not pan out you would have given it your best shot.

Another thing, in a relationship nobody should take either side for granted. Sometimes you have to point out things, lay it on the line so to speak. It will be of no real help telling us people who you don’t know while you could take the matter up with the person you have known for 15 years.

Personal opinion and I stand to be corrected obviously.

Best of luck in whatever you do or think of doing.

RE: dead relationship?

Appreciated Yammers.

But going where exactly?

RE: the alphabet game

Ummm Quokka?

RE: dead relationship?

Part of my idiot self would say that these people are the clingy, eternal, hopeful romantics who have no confidence in themselves and are oblivious of their abilities and can’t come to terms with the fact that what they had hoped for is no longer attainable.

My other idiot part would say that it takes strength of character to acknowledge the fact that a relationship is a dead-end, it is time to chalk it up as experience gained and move on. But moving on isn’t always as easy as it sounds – too many factors could come into play.

RE: first date

If she keeps me waiting for far too long I would probably eat the flowers.

Do women still expect flowers on the very first date?

RE: Beuty vs Character...

*revving up a driller*

Whilst I’m very glad to read that most of you look for character first and beauty second, I wonder if it would be in order for me to cordially remind you that most of the time we are visual creatures. We look at the outside first and foremost and what we don’t like we mentally strike out as being, plain, dull, ugly, geeky etc.

Of course I stand to be corrected.

Now, if you will excuse me, I have a couple of clients who need their kneecaps drilled.

RE: Compose a story

Actually it is a good ending if you think about it.

You have this character who can't take the pain any more and in one last effort to rid themselves of this pain they take the most drastic action they can think of - putting dynamite down their underpants. No second thoughts, no turning back, burn out but don't fade away.

As endings go it is right up with Reservoir Dogs.

I'm sure Tarantino could make something out of this.

Failing that it could be done in Southpark.

RE: photos

If it pleases the madam to know, I personally don’t get much feedback, so to speak, from the website.

I understand and appreciate the fact that a large amount of site users would not wish to communicate with the “faceless” (but it depends whether they are male or female as I’m prepared to bet that an amount of female site users who have not posted up their picture still get hit upon).

For me it’s just enough to be here and I try my best not to bother people. Perhaps my best isn't good enough.

That’s just me personally - the rest can speak for themselves.

Oh and I’ve been getting up on the wrong side of bed for the last 32 years of my life.

RE: Where's my PRINCE CHARMING???

should read "noted"

RE: Where's my PRINCE CHARMING???

Sometimes we stumble on what we seek, yet we pick ourselves up, dust ourselves down and keep on stumbling.

RE: Ever notice....

Should be just a case of following rules really.

Hmmm, there's a novelty.

RE: Compose a story

the pain

RE: Compose a story

my underwear

RE: Ever notice....

I think (this is just my opinion) that some posters tend to reply to a particular post in a thread and disregard the original topic.

That is why a thread starts with whale smuggling in the 18th century as a topic and ends up discussing nasal hair.

It really cannot be helped unless the rule of discussing only the topic in the original post is upheld (but then it could get a trifle boring - nasal hair is such an enthralling subject)

RE: Compose a story

should put

RE: Compose a story

...I decided...

RE: Compose a story

though potentially

RE: Compose a story

and hung

RE: Compose a story

my neck

RE: Compose a story

..up my...

RE: People who live in glass houses should:

...die dehydrated. Failing that they should grow good tomatoes.

RE: MEN!!

Short answer. No.

RE: love me

Sorry to sound like a pissed-in wet blanket but if dreams can come true then so can nightmares.


Anyway gher, good luck in your search, with whatever you do or think of doing.

RE: I have a question????????????????

Maybe they have got down to the nitty-gritty and are private messaging and flowering each other?

RE: What is the worst ...

Being run over by a circus elephant on a monocycle.

RE: what do you expect from your man ?

Five exclamation marks noted.

Loyalty and respect are like elastic - it has to stretch both ways.

You seem to think that only men cheat on their partners.

So much for the bird (the feathered kind) watching.

RE: America, land of the free?

People make their own freedom. People shackle themselves. People shackle other people. The Government shackles the people.

Having a democracy does not mean that you are free. Ever heard the term "Hell is other people?" (Jean Paul Sartre)

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