the_picky_one Forum Posts (269)
You see, I'm a witch...it's in my job description...
), you better be reeeally loaded, my friend. 
I kid you not, I dreamt this one night: I was the last immortal left on Earth and was desperately looking for someone to behead me.
, because that unbearable heat caused Terminator, Superman, James Bond, Brad Pitt and even Rusty knight's death. And there I was, all alone, with no man to make his life miserable.
The good thing is I woke up in the morning and I realized it was just a nightmare; my work here, on Earth, isn't done yet...still plenty of fish in and outside my teritorial waters.
are the best for you, men, but only if you're good home run hitters and they're hoping you can still score . 
, well...let's just say they come in handy later on, when, because of your laziness, boredom or even your beer belly, it takes an elephant's memory for cheerleaders to remember those glorious days of your best shots. Hey,we're still talking sports,right?
.Never mind, I'm still a good witch,right?
Love's still in the air,princess... . But, hey, maybe you kept your whip for the rest of the guys, others than your Prince Charming (just in case they don't behave). So let's party, girl!!!
), I'll tell you what's the most creative toy for myself, maybe Santa will see this. Ahhh, I can almost see him opening his mouth and me saying "Honey, read carefully your own instructions manual...you DON'T speak, you don't even think. I do all the talking and thinking here". And, I swear to you Santa, if you grant me this wish, I'm gonna uninterruptedly talk to him (trust me, I can do that ). As for my above-mentioned artistic soul, I can guarantee you that I'm gonna use ALL my creativity to make a nice man out of him: I'll teach him how to beg, to crawl, to jump when I crack my whip...ummm, yes, I think I'm perfectly capable to create the new and improved Pavlov's dog . And no, I'm not aiming at the Nobel Prize, it's just ONE of my many ways to express creativity when it comes to men .
). for a cactus.
Those are positive thoughts,not our mumblings about stupid letters (I KNOW it's my own thread,I'm not senile ),fake profiles,liars,eating out alone and stuff like that. ).
No way,pal!I still don't get it:what could Gorgeous_Marti possibly like about you?I hope,for her own sake,she wakes up before it's too late.If not,so be it!If she likes you,I like you too.
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Picky's contribution: I got married last night...
My dearest Mariposa...And, seeing your brand new nickname, I assume you're MORE than OK. No need to ask, right?