the_picky_one Forum Posts (269)

RE: things u find in mens pockets

Sweetie,obviously you've heard something,but you're a little confused.Actually,their brain is not in their pockets,but you were close anyway
I see you're new here...WELCOME and have fun

RE: Please don't !!

NOT gonna happen,tiger Now that I'm here,all I can say is that I'm a happy camper

RE: Competition EU -International?

Thanks,but no thanks! I can always find a better fight in my real life

RE: why is it that men pretend that what they feel isnt strong?

No struggle,dear. I have a natural talent for that

RE: why is it that men pretend that what they feel isnt strong?

Right now we have many posts with all the problems with men...we behave bad, we lie, we write stupid letters etc...

Wonder why? And why it appears to be only men doing all the wrong stuff?

Is it true that women never lies, write stupid introductions etc...or is it a matter of annyoance - maybe women are just more sensitive to the issue than men - or maybe the lies of women have more noble purposes ??? ???

Have we men never experienced lies from women?

Is it at all posible to generalize as the above women do???
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Ring any bell? You owe me one,'cause you made me look through the old threads

RE: why is it that men pretend that what they feel isnt strong?

Your post made me remember a previous one of yours. You accused me of saying that ALL men write stupid letters and I just wonder:what's worst? A woman who can possibly think that all men are alike or a man who can assume that my thread was about that? So try not to be so touchy,dear! We know that some of you,guys,are God's gift to women ;when we have some complaints to make,we're ALWAYS talking about the rest of you,not all of you,as a bunch of insensitive,lazy and selfish kids. And something else:try to read between the lines,'cause all that we're saying here is "Do bother! We know you're not stupid or heartless". (Well,most of you,if you want my opinion ) "It's just that you're not willing to make enough effort to show us that you care".
So,kids,what have we learned today?
Men and women are different,one by one and all of us should deal with that.
What you,guys,don't understand is that us,women,have something in common:WE KEEP FORGETTING. (OK,I agree,we forget the good things you do for us;when it comes to all the bad things,we have the memory of an elephant )That's why we want you to remind us,from time to time,how special we are and how much you love us.
Is it that hard? And don't tell us you just don't have the same fertile imagination we have,'cause we're not buying it! I mean,think of all the creativity that suddenly hits you while in bed with a woman. Q.e.d.

RE: Are Gemini difficult people?

Now,that's what I call a smooth way to introduce yourself
I'm a Gemini and two days ago,while reading a newspaper's daily astrology column,I said to a friend of mine:"Watch it,pal,it says here that I'm not in a good mood today!". You know what he replied? "Well,dear,are you sure this is not your forecast for the entire year...and for the last year...and for the next year,as a matter of fact?"
But,hey,you don't have to worry about that;maybe it's just me...

Welcome and have fun!

RE: Cajta bil Malti (Joke in Maltese)

Lost in translation

RE: Love at First Sight~~~

Love at first sight? What's that? Oh,I see,it's a novel,which means fictional characters
Well,it never happened to me and I think I'll be safe from now on,since I'm getting older and my eyesight seems to fail me already.

RE: christmas wish list

What? Too late/early for that? Well,I see people are digging for old threads and,since I joined CS in february,I was hoping...
Never mind! Anyway,Santa never listens to me,never believes me when I say I was a good girl
Back to digging,I guess...

RE: Your last day on this earth

I would save the rainforest,the tigers,the whales,the dolphins and...wait!what the heck!I'm in a good mood today... I'm gonna save the whole damn world on my last day on earth,you just wait and see

P.S. Except for The Queen...not my job...usually,God saves The Queen.

RE: dinner date

Don't be selfish,young lady! I just got home from work and my fridge is empty...well,almost empty...still have an entire box of After Eight chocolates Want me to eat them all???

RE: have you ever

No,but I'm hearing voices,every now and then.Does it count?

RE: Honesty

Has it ever occured to you that honesty is NOT what you need here,with us? My advice to you: try with a whip.Don't know why,but it works,trust me.
Just kidding,dear

RE: I"M BACK 4 GOOD.......

Freeeeeze,where have you been? Found Jack Sparrow and fell in love with the hottest pirate of the Caribbean?Good to see you back,sweetie!!!

RE: why do men lie so much (just an honest question)

Try this: "Honey,no doubt you're the best...Now shut the f*** up and turn off the light,so I can fool myself that Sharon Stone lies here,in bed,next to me."

RE: What about the frase ..I´m not ready right now.

Yes,sweetie,I know that and I said so.We're no Snow Whites,after all.

Say SOMETHING!!!...An open letter

You,my friend,have no idea how much I envy you..in a friendly way,of course.

Say SOMETHING!!!...An open letter

KT,location could be a criteria when it's about a RELATIONSHIP.That doesn't mean we don't wanna talk to any other people,just for the simple pleasure of a good conversation.This is quite personal,but I'll say it anyway:I talk to Smoky,every now and then,in private.Please,do tell us,doctor,do you think we should stop doing that,only because we're here looking for guys?
Now,be nice to Smoky and tell her how sorry you are.
By the way,never saw you saying something nice to any of us,ladies and yes,that includes this silly "madam" you're using all the time.Show us you can be as cute as a teddy bear ,I DARE YOU!

Say SOMETHING!!!...An open letter

Nooooo,it can't be truuue,you're kidding me,right!?!You mean I can get to choose the location?You did that too?No wonder,then,you're receiving all the "unique" messages and I don't!Will you,please,give me a hint,here:which location?Jupiter or Mars?

P.S. Yamiiiiii!!!!Please get in here and tell me again to be a good girl and listen to what the nice lady has to say to me

RE: Is it good to be a scorpio?

An elephant What? That's my opinion and I stick with it.
You know,I still remember that day...I was feelin' pretty good about myself and I was thinking what to do not to let my mind rest.So I wrote this essay “Why’s better to be a scorpio than an elephant”.Absolutely brilliant!!!That’s how I know everything about that.

RE: Is it good to be a scorpio?

Why not? Much better than being an I guess.

RE: "Love Potions"

And here I was,thinking that something was wrong with me,since I've never been loved,when all that I needed was some Sympatheticum Oficinalis.

Smoky,that's why I call you "Sister Grimm".

Say SOMETHING!!!...An open letter

To all of you,THANKS for your contributions!

Say SOMETHING!!!...An open letter

Well,good thing my boss doesn’t see what you’re saying here;he would just love it.He’s always hitting on me because of my big mouth and my “gift” of choosing the wrong battles.
BUT,in this particular case,as much as I respect your opinion,I don’t think I got “too excited too easily” and,even if you’re right,I’m content with the consequences.Since yesterday,I’ve received two lovely/intelligent messages,from a guy who happens to be one of my favourites and a single stupid one.


P.S. I almost felt your hand on my head,while you were whispering “How are you,dear?Playing nicely with that tiny brain of yours,having your “blond”moments?What’s with this unique compulsion you’re experiencing?” .
Go easy on me,would you!?!

RE: There are 3 wells

Oh,yeah? Please try to say that to my back,'cause it hurts me like hell
Where's the health well,Pearl?

RE: Wedward

He'll be back,girls,don't worry about that!
He can't live without us,that's for sure!
Here's to Wedward

Say SOMETHING!!!...An open letter

The following lines are adressed to YOU,the one who navigates through threads,not bothering to leave a word,because you don't have time for that (or an opinion about anything).Your sole purpose here is to check profiles and send stupid messages,that's all.So,if you recognize yourself in this description,then yes,this is dedicated to you...

1.I don't know you.Never saw you posting a thing,an idea.What in the world made you think that I would consider answering to something like "Give me your e-mail adress" or "Here's my e-mail adress" as a FIRST message???Have something to say?Say it here,that's why CS enabled the mailbox feature.
2.DON'T tell me how pretty I am...or smart...or funny.This may come as a shock to you,but I KNEW THAT and,anyway,someone before you AND before that someone AND before him AND so on and on,already said that to me.The point is,if it's not comming from the right person,at the right time,I could care less what men think about me.BE CREATIVE,for a change,USE YOUR BRAIN,God damn it!If your message is "You're stunning" and I reply "Not impressed...what else?",why do you say "Errmm...Nothing else...just wanted you to know that I like you.Tell me more about you" ?EXCUUUUUSE MEEEE!!!!I'm not here to entertain you!!!YOU have to tell me something about yourself,about the weather,about the Colorado potato bugs,about frying pans...whatever,something to make ME wanna talk to you.
3.FORGET about asking me to come visit you (and,oh!of course you'll cover all the expenses,you don't forget to mention that).Buying is the easiest thing to do,I can do that as well.You have to do more than that,smartass;you have to give me a good reason for wanting to see you and that's NOT gonna happen overnight,trust me!
4.I wrote in my profile "I'm looking for someone who can handle me".
DON'T,just DON'T tell me how sure you are you can do it.Let ME be the judge of that!This is not a contest "who can handle that picky one",nor a challenge.
5.DON'T say "you were rude to me"(or "impolite",don't remember exactly),"you've hurt my feelings".Here's a crazy thought:the reason I wrote in my profile that I'm not a nice or an easy-going person might be BECAUSE I'm not a nice person,especially to people I know nothing about.Suit me,for I can't help it!



OK,think I've covered it all.If any of you,ladies,have other complaints,let them know.Maybe,next time,YOU'll think twice before sending stupid messages.


P.S.Maybe I should start another thread with this,but here I go:
How come the guy I really like never writes me?
Kidding...or not.

RE: What about the frase ..I´m not ready right now.

1.A pessimistic view(aka "the worst case scenario")


HE thinks that us,women,are the devil in disguise,with nothing else in our little heads than a map showing all the possible roads leading to our wedding day.
He wakes up in a morning,with an image in his mind,not knowing exactly what it might be."Wait a minute",he says, while clicking on the zoom button,"I see a chapel and a groom waiting...ohhh...my...God!...the groom is ME!!! So long my drinking buddies,my two-seat sport car,my credit cards and everything,here comes the bride! And,while he lies motionless,not hearing her asking "How about breakfast in bed?" with a naughty smile on her face,out of the blue,he answers:"You know what,honeybun,I don't think I'm ready for this"...Gathering all his powers and leaving a confused, naked woman in that bed,he's rushing to the window:"Thank God,my car is still there!".He's calling his best friend:"I've had a nightmare,last night.Let's go out for a drink, tonight and I'll tell you all about it".

2.An optimistic view

HE thinks that us,women,are all angels on earth and hurting an angel...well,he's too nice to do that.
He likes his life just the way it is,without you,little angel,in it,but,again,how can a man tell to an angel "I just don't like you enough to make room for you in my wonderful life"?Very simple,as a matter of fact!He uses a translator(invented by one of his brother men,of course )and he comes up with this:"Sweetheart,you're absolutely amazing...and I care for you a lot...and,in any other circumstances,I'd have been more than happy to be with you,but not now,for I'm not ready,unfortunately (here comes the second part,but only in his mind:"...and,please,have the decency not to make a scene,'cause you know I hate tears.I mean,that's why I'm trying to dump you with this stupid line,so be an angel about it,what the hell!").

I know,some of you guys will say "Hey!It's not fair!We've seen women using the same lame excuse".
Agree with you,but,tough luck!I'm sleepy now...maybe some other time about that

RE: Do you think men who are sitting down should stand up...

Way to go,Swedish!
Keep telling them that it's ok not to stand up when you enter a room,as long as they're not offending you with "any special treatment due to what chromosomes you happen to have".
Just make sure you won't be mad at your partner the time he will tell you "Baby,does driving all the way to your place counts as a foreplay?Be a doll,as always,indulge me and say yes".

Let me give you a piece of advice,sister:NEVER,and I mean NEVER,let a man forget that you're a woman!Otherwise,he will become a pig and,from that moment on,well...it all depends on how much you like animals.