Ziggie20 Forum Posts (341)

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Watership Down

Tesco stuff :-)

Hope these horse jokes don’t go on furlong

A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco -
Her condition is said to be stable

So they have found a Horse burger in Tesco. -
What's next, My Lidl pony?

Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle.
Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my Burger.
So I had a £5 each way !

Tesco Quarter Pounders:
The affordable way to buy your daughter the pony that she's always wanted!

Had some burgers from Tesco for my tea last night....
I still have a bit between my teeth

Unused HMV vouchers are now being accepted at Tesco.
Just tell them HMV means 'Horse Meat Voucher'

Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of uniquorn

Anyone want a burger from Tesco? yay or neigh?

I guess Tesco just listened.

Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions.

A cow walks into a bar. Barman says 'why the long face?'
Cow says 'Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!'

I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres.

These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit.
Talk about flogging a dead.. NO! NO NO NO!

Said to the Missus - these Tesco burgers given me the trots!

To beef or not to beef.
That is equestrian

Is it a coincidence that HAMBURGERS is a anagram of ...SHERGARS BUM..

Tesco's have released a new liquor to compliment their range of burgers, - they're calling it 'Red Rum'.

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Plumbers mate

RE: The Best of British

The facts are that very few if any Steel foundries and manufacturing companies exist that are OWNED by the British.

British Steel was sold off to Corus some years ago with the LieBore governments blessing - They were a Dutch company who have since sold out to Tata, an Indian company. Rule F'''ing Britannia

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Sie schrieben Hinn fullkominn ist Schwedisch!

Die beiden Worte nicht zu konvertieren oder zu übersetzen aus dem Schwedischen ins Englische und machen keinen Sinn, mit jedem Internet-Übersetzer, darunter Google

Prost und Rule Britannia :-)

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Mickey Mouse

RE: CS Squadron(Flying school for Jockey's,Erks,Egg Whisks,n Microlites

Erk - Ice 1 - What's the latest gen on the airstrip and slopes ?
Erk out

RE: Horse Meat

Erk - Iceman - Good for Uncle Ben if he got into Aunt Bessies knickers
Erk out

RE: Made in Britain

Chippendale Furniture

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Mighty Mouse

RE: The Best of British

Oi Veh
Even Rowntree are now onwned by Nestlé and they are Swiss not British

Thornton's are JUST surviving

RE: The Best of British

Ailechem Shalom
Oi Veh
The bloody Yanks have never been able to make decent chocolate already so in 2010 Kraft bought Cadbury for £11.7 billion - My life

Mazel Tov
Zig

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Border Collie

RE: Made in Britain

Beef Dumplings

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Danger warning

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Nah - Royal St Georges (Sandwich)

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Tiddy Oggies

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Rude signs

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Road marking

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Hepplewhite

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Square Hole

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Sheraton

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Fair Deal

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Or Mc Laren.
The cost prices and Insurance for both is way above what most people can afford. Despite all the arguments against it put forward by mostloy die hard Right wing Tories, it IS still possible to build an entirely British car today. -- Local Political restrictive practices and Government interference are still the ONLY factors in preventing such an enterprise from starting up just as they were the main contrutor to tghe downfall of the industry in the 1970's and 80's.

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Yo Bet 15 2 15 4 n 1 fer iz nob innit

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Nah
Me tink we shud call a draw n let de Birds ave a bash nayer innit

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De rool sez add one take one Man - Innit

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Boy Racers

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Cribbage

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Doubtless great too with Halal Ham and Trotters