ibitadustbunny Forum Posts (283)

RE: What is that drives you wild?

Usually when she enters the room wearing nothing but a smile, carrying a extra large pizza and a 24 of molson dry beer.



Now that's a women i could marry

RE: How much do you pay to have your car washed???????

I usually have to spend $100.00 when i go for a car wash.

Though the attendants are usually hot looking ladies in bikinis and g-strings. Takes like an hour but it's definitely worth it

They get angry when i go though because i don't have a car to begin with.

Favorite meal combinations.

Yeah he exploits people under the guise of being a helping healer.

Maybe i should make him some of my special pizza?

He won't be able to talk for weeks after that

Favorite meal combinations.

-Oh yes i am sick but boy am i hungry now

-No beer until you finish all the pizza

-Hey those recipes and commercials was the highlight of my career.

Favorite meal combinations.

Dr Phil is what my friend refers to as soft torture for something i did wrong.
I don't want to watch it, i just make too many mistakes and end up paying for it by watching that program.

Favorite meal combinations.

Okay this is for the folks who ordered the pizza combo. Oh and i supersized it also so you'll be receiving an extra large pizza.

Toppings are.
Head cheese, sliced pigs feet meat, olive oil, tomatoes, onions, fried sweet potatoes.

Still hungry?

For dessert i'll make you my famous chocolate covered insects free of charge

Favorite meal combinations.

Actually #3 is my favorite.
I make the best baked snails

Favorite meal combinations.

Sure but i don't think you'll like what the toppings are on the pizza

Favorite meal combinations.

When i'm down and out(usually after watching Dr Phil, god he is depressing) i sometimes turn to food to bring out my cheery slightly insane personality.

Here are some of my favorite, hmm good, meal combinations.

1: Falafel, horse radish, and cherries.

2: Mint ice cream, steak and goat cheese.

3: Broiled chicken breast with maple syrup gravy and baked snails.

4: Pizza, wings, beer

5: Nachos made with blue cheese and a side of worchester sauce to dip them in.


What are yours?

Does Orange Kool Aid and silly putty calm you down?

Yeah that's the one.
Scary guy.

RE: Happy Monday

Hey Taz,

Typical work week planned for me. Still confused about my missing sock.
Saturday will be fun because i'm planning a trip to the museum and i usually make a mess of the place so to speak

So how did you get your nickname?
Do you spin around in circles till you get dizzy because you sure don't look all hairy and beasty like the cartoon character.

- Mike

Does Orange Kool Aid and silly putty calm you down?

It's okay i finally figured out who was real and who wasn't.
I hit the boy in the head with a soccer ball and he got a bruise and that day when i the program came on and the puppet clearly had no bruises, that's when i put two and two together.

RE: DONT YOU JUST LOVE IT

I'm sorry i didn't mean to steal your last twinkie.
It was past its best before date so i thought i would be doing you a favor by eating it.
I'll buy you a new one today, please don't throw out my plastic model of new york city.

Thanks

Does Orange Kool Aid and silly putty calm you down?

Family guy has the best quotes

Mr Dressup used to scare me, mainly because we had a kid at school who looked like the red headed puppet.

I couldn't figure out how he would be on television and be outside playing ball at the same time. Really freaked me out.

Does Orange Kool Aid and silly putty calm you down?

Thanks........i owe it all to clean living, eating my vegetables, and lots of Mr Dressup reruns in my youth.

Does Orange Kool Aid and silly putty calm you down?

Here you go:

Does Orange Kool Aid and silly putty calm you down?

You should try it.
Drink Orange Kool Aid and play with silly putty but only the bright colored ones.
It will calm you right down.

The smell of Orange drink and silly putty is amazing

Does Orange Kool Aid and silly putty calm you down?

I couldn't afford silly putty and orange kool aid when i was 7.
Childrens wages are not as high as adults. How wrong is that?

Does Orange Kool Aid and silly putty calm you down?

RE: Stuff that keeps me up at night..

What keeps me up at night Paws is the gentle swaying of the trees outside my window, the scratching of little critter feet on the roof and screaming coming from the basement where i keep my test subjects........uhhh forget that last part.

Does Orange Kool Aid and silly putty calm you down?

If not what calms you down?
And why?

Allo for sures on that.

Thanks littlebrit.

I'll try to have fun but without my silly putty and orange kool aid, i might be a bit testy so please bare with me.

RE: What is Love ?

What is hijacking a thread mean?

Found a link:

RE: What is Love ?

Really?
I have to look for it now
Do you have a link?

RE: What's new??

Evil monkey died.
He looked the wrong way at Sean Penn(the actor) when he was visiting.

Monkey brains is hard to get out of clothing, you wouldn't think it would be but it is.

RE: why cant people be themselves?

I love identity fraud

RE: What's new??

I'm new
I lost a sock today, which is a new thing for me because i have embedded track devices on all my clothing.
Any ideas on how my sock could have become lost?

Thanks

RE: What is Love ?

Thank you

I also do corporate events, birthday parties and detention centers(that's a rough crowd though)

RE: Kisses

No candy for me

RE: Kisses

A chunky cheeky monkey

Do you have any kisses you could share with me?