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RE: CHAT ABOUT ANYTHING

thumbs up
If that position isn't filled yet, i'll take it. Does it come with dental?
What's the pay like?
Is there vacation pay?wink

RE: CHAT ABOUT ANYTHING

From the desk of The Sun:

Sorry it took me so long to get to your province but my agent got me a gig at the Playboy mansion over the weekend. Got a tiny winy tipsy and slept in on the way to your province this morning. I think i can stick around for a few days though.

-The Sun.


ps.......Mike says hi and he misses you toogrin
Still watching family guy?
He loved the ones on sunday evening.

RE: What do you like the best about CANADA?

I think you're pretty toowink rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Are Women Intimidating?

No they are not intimidating at all. I've heard this a lot from women and in my experience with those types, they are very controlling and egotistical.
So if other guys have had experiences like mine then they would become more cautious the second time around.

Hopefully you're not like those ladieshug

RE: What do you like the best about CANADA?

THE WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!banana banana banana banana banana

Prettiest damn ladies on this planet come from Canadagrin
I'd have to say though when it comes to comparing them to ladies from Saturn, it would have to be a draw.

ITS' UNFAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmm they maybe some but i'm too happy with the ones on here that live west of me to bother looking.grin

RE: What did you learn from your EX ???

Never leave my gun loadeddoh

ITS' UNFAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where's the one from finland?
Show me pleasegrin

RE: Has it ever happenned to you ?

So she lied about something very important in order to go on a date with you?

Well you have your answer right there right?
She's willing to lie about something to make you happy, then how could you trust her again?
What else will she lie about in the future just to avoid hurting you.

Am i in the ballpark here, or did i take a wrong turn at Albuquerque?

RE: forgive and forget

You're damn skippy there is.
I've had to learn how to forgive my local Mcdonalds drive-thru clerk. So many mistakes in my order, and i can barely understand what they say at the order box.

I forgave him for being a screw up and not being able to speak English long ago.handshake

ITS' UNFAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's so damn unfair all the sweet hotties i like live so far west of mecrying crying

Stop doing thatgrin
I say all of you pack your bags right now and move down to Ontario to be with melove









5-4-3-2-1..........Let the hate mail begindrinking rolling on the floor laughing

RE: CS CANADA WIDE BASH IN EDMONTON

Can i be there in spirit?
I'll be the friendly ghostygrin
Will there be wings?
Would you save me a dance?
hug

RE: Has it ever happenned to you ?

That's sucks, sorry mancomfort

That's what the net is all about unfortunately.
The majority of the dates people get from these sites don't pan out for a few reasons.

1: No matter how much you get along online, in person is always a different story.

2: Pictures don't always display the person as they really are. I've meet some Sasquatches from Lavalife.

3: There's always someone new just around the corner. Prior to the days of internet dating most people would give others the benefit of the doubt. You never know what will happen on the second date. These days, as soon as the person says something wrong, they get ditched. Without any words or anything. Internet dating has allowed people to be rude, ignorant and display worse manners than if they were to meet in real life.

Don't look for much from the net, slim pickings indeed. Though we do seem to have a great bunch of ladies here.smitten

RE: Ever been so attracted to someone that it scared you?

Great for you 2.applause

I'm attracted to tazmaninangel
and it scares me because i know she could beat the beejeezers out of me.doh

I'm still interested though i may end up in emerg after one of her beatingshelp


Just kidding taz, we all know you're too sweet to do thathug
You'd just get someone to do it for youlaugh rolling on the floor laughing tongue

RE: Stood up...

Sorry Sqishy,

Not all guys are like that.
That's the problem with some people on the net. They are never happy with what they have, they're always on the lookout for something better.
If it mattered, i'd take a run at you if i lived over there. Just don't step out of the waylaugh hug

RE: Living on Purpose - (2)

Well i was searching for you but i'll settle for your clone. Have you delivered anymore to Walmart yet?
I need to put one away on layaway. smitten

RE: What's something about you that not too many people know?

A dwarf lives under my beddoh
He says he doesn't want to leave because it's the only place he can afford.
So i'm jacking up the rent next monthlaugh devil

RE: I'm still alive

Damnfrustrated
That's what i get for hiring a non-alkaida suicide bomber.
What a waste of $100.00.frustrated

RE: CHAT ABOUT ANYTHING

Well unfortunately i can't be everywhere at once but i'll try to make my way towards your province soon.

-The Sun.

laugh laugh laugh

RE: Who Sleeps Commando ?

I'll volunteer for that jobhandshake
I'm well aware of the dangers that lie before me and am willing to partake in such a dangerous, yet heavenly task.grin

RE: 25 Ways to Get Out of a Blind Date !

Internet dating not working out for you eh?
How long did it take you to get 25 dates?
Probably not long with a smile like thatwink

RE: Where would you like to visit that you haven't yet?

I like to visit your housegrin
I heard there are some wicked things growing in your refrigerator and a ton of loose change in your couch cushions.
If i split it 50/50 can i come over?love

What's your most disgusting habit?

What is your most disgusting dating habit?
Do you pick your nose?
Wiping your nose/mouth with your sleeves?
Burp at the dinner table during your date?
Throwing up on your date?
Forgetting your dates name?
Scratching your crotch right in front of her?

Common i know you all have some deep, dark, pan-fried secret. Spill it or there will no more Cadbury Easter Eggs next year
devil

RE: What is your worse fault?

My inability to drink and drive at the same time. Not cool picking up a girl with a bus pass.sigh

RE: Rename me!!!

SWEET!
Well that's the name that pops into my head when i see yougrin

RE: Why not cut to the chase and just ask someone out on a date?

100% agrees with youcheers

RE: What makes your skin crawl? --

Oprah in a thong bikini.barf barf barf

RE: sense of humour you got one but have you

I agree you most certainly do.wink

What are we talking about again?confused

RE: sense of humour you got one but have you

Wait i know i have one somewhere.....hold on........(ruffles through the closet).....oh come on it was just here.

I'll have to asked my maid where she put it. Sorrydunno

RE: What is the greatest film of all time?

The usual suspects

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