Sorry it took me so long to get to your province but my agent got me a gig at the Playboy mansion over the weekend. Got a tiny winy tipsy and slept in on the way to your province this morning. I think i can stick around for a few days though.
-The Sun.
ps.......Mike says hi and he misses you too Still watching family guy? He loved the ones on sunday evening.
No they are not intimidating at all. I've heard this a lot from women and in my experience with those types, they are very controlling and egotistical. So if other guys have had experiences like mine then they would become more cautious the second time around.
Prettiest damn ladies on this planet come from Canada I'd have to say though when it comes to comparing them to ladies from Saturn, it would have to be a draw.
So she lied about something very important in order to go on a date with you?
Well you have your answer right there right? She's willing to lie about something to make you happy, then how could you trust her again? What else will she lie about in the future just to avoid hurting you.
Am i in the ballpark here, or did i take a wrong turn at Albuquerque?
You're damn skippy there is. I've had to learn how to forgive my local Mcdonalds drive-thru clerk. So many mistakes in my order, and i can barely understand what they say at the order box.
I forgave him for being a screw up and not being able to speak English long ago.
That's what the net is all about unfortunately. The majority of the dates people get from these sites don't pan out for a few reasons.
1: No matter how much you get along online, in person is always a different story.
2: Pictures don't always display the person as they really are. I've meet some Sasquatches from Lavalife.
3: There's always someone new just around the corner. Prior to the days of internet dating most people would give others the benefit of the doubt. You never know what will happen on the second date. These days, as soon as the person says something wrong, they get ditched. Without any words or anything. Internet dating has allowed people to be rude, ignorant and display worse manners than if they were to meet in real life.
Don't look for much from the net, slim pickings indeed. Though we do seem to have a great bunch of ladies here.
Not all guys are like that. That's the problem with some people on the net. They are never happy with what they have, they're always on the lookout for something better. If it mattered, i'd take a run at you if i lived over there. Just don't step out of the way
I like to visit your house I heard there are some wicked things growing in your refrigerator and a ton of loose change in your couch cushions. If i split it 50/50 can i come over?
What is your most disgusting dating habit? Do you pick your nose? Wiping your nose/mouth with your sleeves? Burp at the dinner table during your date? Throwing up on your date? Forgetting your dates name? Scratching your crotch right in front of her?
Common i know you all have some deep, dark, pan-fried secret. Spill it or there will no more Cadbury Easter Eggs next year
RE: CHAT ABOUT ANYTHING
If that position isn't filled yet, i'll take it. Does it come with dental?
What's the pay like?
Is there vacation pay?