RE: whats the worst a girl could do?

Exactly how long would you have to know me before you, y'know...??


RE: blue jeans are for men .. wimmin should wear skirts

I understand...


hug

RE: blue jeans are for men .. wimmin should wear skirts

That's why italian wimmins don't need italian men....

...they have Vespas and....cobbled streets....


giggle

laugh


Communes....sharing your space and your life...

Well, ther management is thrilled to have you, of course...you are very welcome....

but for heaven's sake, ...dogs and horses!!....

.....what will Mother Superior say??....wow


RE: blue jeans are for men .. wimmin should wear skirts

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing ....post of the week award....


RE: Worst Rapper Ever??

ehm ok...so the amount of money you make is the measure of your intelligence?..interesting.


RE: Worst Rapper Ever??

Gag me with a spoon...

RE: blue jeans are for men .. wimmin should wear skirts

I have always had this sneaking suspicion that Guiri is actually a superhero who changes into his suit in telephone booths...unfortunately, most booths today are see-thru...so he doesn't get to do his work very often...but he's always there, waiting in the wings, to save small children and wimmins...


dancing dog typing


RE: What’s your take on turquoise chicks?

Put both hands, holding your fingertips touching, in front of the tip of your nose....then open your fingers and extend them in a sudden, explosive motion...at the same time, say "Kaplooey"!!..with gusto...

I leant from a school kid...it works!!...



Kaplooey!!...lightbulb very happy


RE: What’s your take on turquoise chicks?

Kaplooey...


blah blah boxing


RE: Who has been on this site the longest ?

Conrad...





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wave

RE: hey don't feel bad...

Clearly Sommer doesn't feel bad anymore...her natural beautiful complexion has returned to normal....applause grin

RE: hey don't feel bad...

Chicken wings.??!!.....I think love is in the air...!!





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RE: hey don't feel bad...

Meaning, of course, that you're tall and slim....angel laugh




RE: about the christmas tarot readings

Here's my reading from Guiri way back then.......I will comment later....


I think based on your cards, Lago, that you are ready for a challenge and are also wanting to expand your present enterprise...you have energy for something new and determination to see it through..this determination to succeed will be a marked feature of your year, which you have firmly in your hand..

the first four months will be sucessful becuase you will make them so.

you have a love interest appearing in may and will be entering an important work contract the next month.

in july and august you will be again questioning your life but not negatively...a brief spell of questioning will renew your creativity into the autumn and you will finish the year on a high..

there are going to be some major changes in your life this year with respect to both love and work.. rather than what you do, i think you are going to change the way you work...

all the best, guiri..

RE: hey don't feel bad...

Well, let's put it this way.....you're not short and fat.....


rolling on the floor laughing hug kiss


RE: What’s your take on turquoise chicks?

No, it's not....scold


RE: about the christmas tarot readings

Tsk tsk...get a grip Ven...otherwise we'll force you to color your profile pick fuschia, or, god forbid, turquoise....!!


doh laugh


RE: What’s your take on turquoise chicks?

Every time I see your turquoise version, I have to put on my sunshades....cool

...I knew you were bright, but this is ridiculous!!...


laugh cheers


RE: hey don't feel bad...

No, you're not....you're green!!...who are you envious of??....dunno


RE: hey don't feel bad...

I was bottle-fed...cool

RE: blue jeans are for men .. wimmin should wear skirts

Lose the kit darlin'....we love it...wow


RE: about the christmas tarot readings

Well....it's called Twin Peaks, of course!....rolling on the floor laughing


RE: about the christmas tarot readings

Funny that you mention that Guiri...yes, a lot of that stuff that you predicted worked out for me...obviously the biggest change was when I won the Euro Millions Lotto. Then when I moved to Tahiti and started painting, just as you said, 5 buxom local wimmin moved into my hacienda...but you were wrong with the last prediction...I now have SIX kids, not five...my third wife, Twin Peaks, had twins...



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RE: It's so hot

I don't care how much you air out your assets, I refuse to be revolting on IM!!...snooty


RE: Seductive signals..

Oh geez......rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: which cartoon person would you be and why

Probably Superman....I have a lot of blue jockey briefs....tongue

RE: Who makes the best listener?

I'm a great listener, if I can shut up for longer than 5 minutes....what usually works well is to stuff pizza in my mouth...then I'm all ears, and all yours...lol......pizza

RE: whats the nicest thing a guy ever said to you ladies?

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: blue jeans are for men .. wimmin should wear skirts

I think Guiri's choking on his chicken...
doh

Quick, smack him onna back!!...laugh


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