"Dear Phoenix... While I am on holiday in Paris, enjoying my carefree self with the top down in my little Fiat 500, would you mind staying off the roads please?...I'd hate to have a smash with you, and ruin my front end. My bumpers are firm and cushiony, as you know, but there's a limit to the amount of damage I can sustain taking it full frontal from a crazy Irish driver..."...
(ok, I embellished a bit here, but you get my drift...)
Fat Harry's is a massage parlour run by a very large transvestite with tattoos on his enormous arms showing scenes of Walt Disney's "Bambi"....he also serves the local beer, and plays loud music while working on you. It's not to be missed...
WHAT TIIME WOULD YOU GO BACK TO ? AND WHY ? AND HOW WOULD THAT ALTER EVENTS IN ANY WAY FOR YOU OR MANKIND ? THIS THREAD IS FOR VERY INTELLIGENT PEOPLE ONLY[/quote]
Brilliant...I'm glad you put it down like that...it's a no-brainer. Look, if you are truly interested in a woman, you're going to do this stuff anyway...simply because you are genuinely interested in her. Problem is, most guys are not genuinely interested...
Lagoona22 Forum Posts (10,711)
RE: Hangs head in shame....
Exactly...when does a virtue (one small tub of choc youghurt) become a vice (5 tubs of choc joghurt with nuts)....??...it really is always a question of degree...
Excuse me....I have to go and pay penance at the shrine of the local gym...