Caveman every time. He'd puncture the astronauts space suit, rendering said astronaut unable to breath...causing a quick and relatively painless death...unless the caveman chose to inflict pain during said demise.
Have you tried insulting them? Insult them in the most heinous manner possible, and if you get the same response back twice, you know she's a schizo lurve freak.
The ones who are genuine will respond only once...and it's those you should pursue...after a grovelling apology.
Okay Mtchell, I like you...you're very switched on...a smart guy. But dude, asking that question indicates to me that a little fresh air and social contact is needed.
Holy crap man, flies are disgusting, filthy errors of evolution, and not worthy of your thoughts!!!
I prescribe social contact and maybe a strip club...soon!!!
Ok people...advice from the only reliable source around here...
You wouldn't be so interesting Twinkles.NEXT!!!