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RE: WHO MAKES THE 1ST MOVE?

Sensible lady.wine

RE: DO YOU BELEIVE IN JUST BED BUDDIES?

I believe we all have several thousand lil sleeping bug buddies!laugh

Seriously though...can't do it...just can't. Wish i could sometimes...wine

RE: WHO MAKES THE 1ST MOVE?

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The genius of John Hegley

A Somewhat Absent Minded Attempt to Be Politically Correct


Someone I don't know that well
tells me they have a little boy.
"Oh yes," I enquire, "and how old is he or she?"


wine

What ist thou listeningeth too!

laugh

Donna Summer - I Feel Loveblushing

The genius of John Hegley

Very bad dog


I took Rover over to the park the other day
I met another bloke with another dog on the way
his dog was an alsation
my dog was not
he said is that dog an alsation
I said no
and he said why don't you get a proper dog?
and I said Rover
ignore this copper
and I pick up a stick
and I hold it over Rover
and say Rover jump out of the clover
and get stuck into the stick
and Rover jumps out of the clover
and bites me in the arm
ALARM ALARM
my dog my dog why hast thou mistaken me?
I am not calm
my dog has done me harm
in my arm
I show him the toothmarks
see Rover where the skin is mauver
Rover sees these nasty marks
he barks
and he begs
for forgiveness
yet I know I must break his legs

John Hegley


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The genius of John Hegley

Love poem by my dog


I saw you in the park
I wanted to be your friend
I tunnelled my snout
up your non-barking end

John Hegley


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What ist thou listeningeth too!

KC And The Sunshine Band - Get Down Tonightbanana

The genius of John Hegley

A Comparison Between Logs and Dogs


Both are very popular at Christmas,
But it is not generally considered cruel to abandon a log,
And dogs are rarely used as fuel.

John Hegley

What ist thou listeningeth too!

George Mcrae - Rock Your Babygrin

RE: Just thought I would intoduce my son Nick....LOL

Mecca for musical excellence!laugh

RE: What is the weather like there.

Gorgeous day here...a refreshing change!wave

RE: Just thought I would intoduce my son Nick....LOL

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peace

cheers

RE: a GILLYLOVES69 thread free day?

wow

He speaks...laugh

RE: do you give 2nd chances? on a new love?

I would, but it would involve an enormous amount of cash and several legal documents.laugh

RE: is there a time limit on falling in love?

Damn right! laugh

RE: Ancient Egyptians and British history with a twist.

"Queen Elizabeth was the “Virgin Queen.” As a queen she was a success. When Elizabeth exposed herself be fore her troops, they all shouted “hurrah.” Then her navy went out and defeated the Spanish Armadillo."

Classic!
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RE: is there a time limit on falling in love?

Hey...modern day Spartans have evolved into total men...we suffer no fruitiness amongst our ranks! professor

RE: is there a time limit on falling in love?

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peace

RE: whens the best time to get close to someone new?

While they're showering...in the shower...because they're showing and will be all yummy.grin

RE: What would you say

thumbs up

RE: does it hurt to fall in love???????????

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peace

RE: does it hurt to fall in love???????????

It should be the most delightful experience imaginable my friend...truly something to revel in.wine

RE: question for the girls.....

So true BB...very important and the sign of a healthy relationship were amity exists I believe.wine

RE: do you want to really meet your other half? r u 4 real?

grin

laugh

comfort

RE: do you want to really meet your other half? r u 4 real?

A nice blob of me!grin

RE: can you only 1 person at the time?

wave

Just go with it Mummy...I'm feeling strange...this could be good!laugh

RE: do you want to really meet your other half? r u 4 real?

tongue

laugh

RE: can you only 1 person at the time?

grin

RE: do you want to really meet your other half? r u 4 real?

Not bigness Ojazos...just shape and texture...general yumminess!grin

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