newbie80 Forum Posts (82)

RE: Signs she is into me

aw shucks. you're too kind

RE: Signs she is into me

well it sounds like things are going well so far, venice. If I have learned anything from women it's to make sure you listen as much as possible to them. After a while, they may think wow, what a great listener. look for body language, the hair flick's always a good sign and good eye contact helps. She's probably going to be asnervous as you are, so just be yourself when you;re talking about you. I've told the most ridiculously embarassing stories about myself and usually get a good response as it breaks the tension. other than that, i;ve been single a while so anymore advice and people are going to start asking why that is.

RE: So long ...farewell - au weidersein adieu.....

All the best Karen. you'll have to remind this new man just how lucky he is every day. thanks for all your jokes and kind words on days when i really needed them.

RE: Nice wholesome thread from Annie (for a change lol) Any TV programs u wish they'd bring back again!

Definitely would have to say the goodies, blackadder, red dwarf and the young ones. definitely sensing a british theme here. returning to oz...Also agree with good news weeks imzati, was great on the abc. I also miss the late show and d-generation, even though they've all gone on to some equally funny projects. And remember D.a.a.s kapital... Paul mcdermott is briiliant.

RE: Age limits in profile.

not sure although there may be a spare defribbilator involved.or at least some jumper cables...

RE: The Last Word

in that case my last words would be ( after the gag was removed) aaarhh...wooohhhooo aaarhhhhhhh okay lord, i can die now. i've hit my peak. wooh can someone get me a joint now while i wait?

RE: MARRIAGE

lol you can;t help yourself can you, you saucy minx? Actually i was thinking of opening up with some hot chocolate " I believe in Miracles..." before moving on to Joe cocker. lol

RE: MARRIAGE

lol bbw. thats too much pressure and it would turn too many off the hen's night. i can so a reverse strip for you. i walk in naked and have women throw money at me to put clothes on " put it on, Put in on, woohoo!"

RE: Age limits in profile.

lol bourbs. i'm still imagining a 100 year old trying to keep up with lou. you;d just have to raise an eyebrow seductively and he;d be reaching for the blood thinners...and maybe some more oxygen

RE: Bad Boys and Good Men

lol obviously bourbs needs no encouragement on this one. looks like you've got the issue covered. I don;t know if i;m what you would call a bad or a good man, i just know i'm not boring. i once got told by a mate's fiancee that ' you;re weird but that;s okay because you;re not boring' lol i might get that on my epitaph when i die

RE: Women and financial independence .. what do men really think?

bbw, i mean this with all due respect but god you fall in love quickly, i mean it wasn;t that long ago that you thought you were on a good wicket and look how that turned out I'm sure this guy seems nice and all but you need to protect your heart a little bit and as for relationship over work and financial security, i;ve done that before and not again till i'm in either married or in a deeply committed relationship (but that's just me). I'm sure the offer sounds great but really really tease this one out. And if it works out then fantastic, but there's nothing wrong with being a little cautious.

RE: Chaser's War on APEC

damn i always miss the chaser. it seems like everyone watched it last night. Their humour is hit and miss sometimes but i do like their 'if life was more like a musical' segments lol they have done a similar characterisation and dressed up as either saddam and osama (can't remember which)to prove this night club would take anyone as long as they brought hot chicks with them.

RE: I am moving to Oz in Dec... love to meet new friends... male AND female

I moved to brisbane because i needed a change and a lot of people in this group know what that change was and it is kind of personal but i'll elaborate on that in time. As for Newcastle, well it may have had earthquakes and recently floods in which lives have ended and people have lost their homes but it has been my home for about 23 years and it's a special place for those who live there. unfortunately its taken nearly twenty years after the collapse of the bhp to shed its 'industrial city' image which everyone labels it, only to find it's becoming a different type of city. I think you'll find it;s the people rather than the city, that are impressive for they're the people i miss the most at this point in time.

RE: I am moving to Oz in Dec... love to meet new friends... male AND female

Hi there Serendipity and welcome. You could not have met a more welcoming group of people here. I originally went on this site for the chat/dating scene and even though this site doesn't seem to be engineered well for dating, the forums have been excellent and the people i've met on here have been an absolute delight, even in terms of just having somewhere to vent. good luck in Wollongong. I recently moved to brisbane from newcastle and no how tough it is settling in somewhere new. all the best.

RE: Are married people more confident?

Alright Lou. i want names. where does she live? just kidding... and also if a guy stepped in it would detract from your level of respect. This lady seems like the type of woman that the c word isn't even strong enough for. Confidence is always a tricky thing to determine with some people. Although Margaret thatcher has been quoted saying" if you have to tell people you're confident, you aren't" that ironhearted saucy old bat lol anyway i'm prattling on here> i;d say most likely that this woman knows you're confident and is intimidated by you because you;re making decisions without a safety net. if not well then she's simply just a BIIIAAATTCCHH!

RE: Why he fired his secretary....

hahaha very good gogirl. what an interesting predicament that would make?! next week on Jerry Springer...

RE: any1 frm nelson wnt sum fun

very true. nothing wrong with that game. it doesn't matter if the spinner's broken just improvise... ( now you want me to put what where?)

RE: Roadtrip!

night annie. just popped on,. only finished work an hour ago and every1's leaving... aw shucks

RE: any1 frm nelson wnt sum fun

I don't know about scrabble gogirl. There's too many abbreviations in this forum to argue about...

RE: Roadtrip!

Count me in Lou... the roadtrip and lurid pics that is... i get a percentage of the profits though...

RE: What do you think or know makes you a good "catch"

Hey don;t include me in on this gogirl. i knew exactly what you meant , as i'm sure the rest of these piss-takers do

RE: hello to all you nice guys out there

I agree with drags there Imzati. You captured everything that defines us nice guys down to the core. As much as we carry the great women on a pedestal, we are also vulnerable to the ugly side of female behaviour, particularly when their in their late teens and twenties and are a little disillusioned by what culture and society dictate. As much as women can tell us how shallow guys are, I know a lot of women, whom, given a choice between an average guy that may be their soulmate and a very good looking guy who beats up women, they will take the wife-beater every time. Oh an hello again virgobabe. I'll make up this forum hijacking by emailing you.

RE: Down Days..... Don't you hate em

hahaha thats it gogirl keep the schmuck guessing well those guys anyway...

RE: Down Days..... Don't you hate em

hahaha well you must have had a good reason to. if not though, i agree with bourbon. i can refer you to a physician if necessary

RE: Down Days..... Don't you hate em

big hugs to you annie. have had a few lately but have been lucky with every one else propping me up. just have another 1 night stand and down a few homemade cocktails and you'll be right for at least 20 mins. mind you this isnlt a long term solution

RE: So...who wants to share what type of work they do & if they cld what wld love to do! (work wise lol)

oh you are such a tease bbw. can i have your job? ummm anyway i am currently bartending and working one job which is quite a change from working 4 jobs and studying full time when i was down south not that long ago.

RE: Fact is stranger than fiction.

yeah lou. congrats on your girl's achievment. i'm sure she knows that you're proud of her and no doubt you'll spoil her the next chance you get.

RE: Fact is stranger than fiction.

thanks for a very interesting read drags with some very realistic scenarios that at least one of us has experienced similar or knows someone who has. Its interesting how despite all of the statistics and other factors working against us, i still see the excitement of a wedding looming in the minds of some of my friends who have become engaged couples. I don't know whether that's a sign of hope or naivety, but i sure do look forward to the buck's night in each case

RE: goutees and bald heads!

although this thread seems to be a female dominated one, i am a little excited to hear such talk of goatees ( not so sure about bald heads as lucky me, no hair loss yet) and glad to see women like a bit of facial hair still. i mean i could shave it off and go totally hairless on the old bod, but 1 i;m not an olympic swimmer and please ... i don;t want to... as long as i'm right in the middle of grant hackett and robin williams in the hair department, well that's all kosher

RE: hello to all you nice guys out there

i mean have to. damn dyslexic keyboard.