How do you tell a man from a foreign county… that his pose in the picture he has displayed in CS… has a very embarrassing innuendo for him in the U.S. without insulting or embarrassing him???
A guy walks into a post office one day and sees a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying the scent all over them.
His curiosity getting the better of him, he approaches the balding man and asks him what he’s doing. The man says, “I’m sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?’”
While I do hate jerks that mess around with more than one person at a time….
“Now don’t beat me up for this”…
But I think sometimes people mistake a person to be a “Player”, when the person really just lost interest or attraction and moved on, but didn’t have the balls to say why…
1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."
2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."
3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"
4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"
5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"
6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"
7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"
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How do you tell a man from a foreign county… that his pose in the picture he has displayed in CS… has a very embarrassing innuendo for him in the U.S. without insulting or embarrassing him???