SierraPaige Forum Posts (451)

Please make me laugh.....

I am all out of jokes to tell... Someone please tell me a joke... Make me laugh... Must have some funny...

RE: what does anybody think the world will be like in 200 years time ?

Blaaah... 20 years eh??? I hope you are wrong... I want grandchildren... lol...

RE: question for the girls.....

I don't think you should worry about what a woman is looking for... Just be who you are... You don't want to pretend to be something you think they want, because that relationship will never last.. Just be yourself and if she is not in to you, then she is not meant for you... Show your smile and see what happens...

RE: How important is it to you

It is more important to me that my partner is not frightened away by my family or friends... lol

RE: Two bachelors ....

Men...

RE: The Distance Problem, take the chance!

So you all plotted all that last night?? I really thought it was spontaneous humor… Hmmmm.

RE: The Distance Problem, take the chance!

Okay, so I think the rest of the conversation is going to e-mail... So thank you both for being so funny and cool... Chat with you again later and have a good night!!

RE: The Distance Problem, take the chance!

Oh my... I can't wait to hear the story behind that...

RE: The Distance Problem, take the chance!

RE: The Distance Problem, take the chance!

Na... I'll send a limo to pick him up...

RE: The Distance Problem, take the chance!

Oh man... my gut hurts...

RE: The Distance Problem, take the chance!

Oh yeah, I like that ending better...

RE: The Distance Problem, take the chance!

Well then, yeah me... So are you on your way over then???

RE: The Distance Problem, take the chance!

I love people who make me laugh!!! I can't say that enough....

RE: The Distance Problem, take the chance!

He was thinking really hard... He was pondering if I am really a woman or the big hairy guy that haunts him in his sleep...

RE: The Distance Problem, take the chance!

I am laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes...

RE: The Distance Problem, take the chance!

OMG... You are freaking hilerous!!!!!!!!!! I want to hear the rest of the story too!!!! Please share!!!

RE: when you were a kid....what movies did you adore

Sleeping Beauty, Wizard of Oz, Alice and Wonderland

Blonde Game

Too funny...

Blonde Game

A blonde is on a plane sleeping when the guy next to her says, "Let's play a
game." She looks at him and tells him the she doesn't want to and she just wants
to sleep, but he keeps bugging her until she agrees.

He tells her that he will ask her a question and if she
Can’t answer, she owes him $5.00, then she asks him a
Question and if he can't answer, he owes her $50.00. So he asks, "Who was the
last person to sign the Declaration of independence?"

She quietly hands over a $5 bill. She asks, "What goes up a Hill with 4 legs
and down with 5? He has no idea so he gives Up and gives her $50.

The blonde turns back around and goes back to sleep.

Not 2 seconds later, he wakes her back up and asks, "What was the answer?"

Quietly, she reaches into her purse and gives the guy a
$5.00 bill.

RE: What do women think of guys with tattoos on their hands?

Sorry, it is not the location, just the rage thing... Whey don't you educate me there cutie...

RE: When in a relationship,

I would agree... it is a very good question.

RE: What do women think of guys with tattoos on their hands?

I would think that you most likly spent some time in prision...

RE: When in a relationship,

"D"

You got this question from e h a r m o n e y

RE: Why does it have to hurt?

I'm new here, and hope not to anger anyone, but I would have to agree with fireliter. This stuff is just harmless fun and it would not be wise to take anyone too serious. It is kinda like role playing online with strangers. You are generally just joking around and most of the stuff said is just in play. Even if it is more private over e-mail. If you have never met in person, odds are that there are no real feelings to be had. Hope that makes sinse...

A man and his wife...

Here is another one for you...



A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years.

One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy,
he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.

"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."

"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.

The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without."

A man and his wife...

Funny as in haha and very entertaining.

A man and his wife...

it is nice to meet you all...

A man and his wife...

Thanks, I have been reading through the other threads and I think you all are a funny bunch of people...

A man and his wife...

Hello... I am new to this site and have just been looking around. Just wanted to introduce myself in and share a little joke...





A man and his wife got up for work one morning and the wife said, "Honey, the refrigerator needs fixing."

The man said, "Do I look like the Maytag repair man?"

Then she said, "The car also needs fixing."

"Do I look like Mr. Goodwrench?"

So the man went on to work, and when he finally got home, his wife said, "Oh I got the car and the refrigerator fixed. The man next door fixed them."

The man said, "Well, how much did he charge?"

"Well," she said, "He said I can either sleep with him or bake him a cake."

"Did you bake him a cake?"

"Do I look like Betty Crocker?"