A man and his wife are doing yard work. Husband says to wife, "Your butt is as wide as the grill." She ignores the remark.
A little later the husband takes his measuring tape and goes over to his wife while she is bending over working in a flowerbed. He measures her rear end and gasps, "Geez, it IS as wide as the grill!"
Later that night while in bed her husband starts to feel frisky. She calmly responds, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, you ARE sadly mistaken."
A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."
The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."
"Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay."
The next day, the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!"
On the third day, the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"
The man downed the first drink and shook his head, "Yeah, my wife!"
What if you want something and you can have it, but only for a short time and then you have to give it up? Then while you have it you learn that you would give up everything else to keep it, but you still can’t keep it because it doesn’t want to be kept?
I believe that is where true anger and evil arises from... because how can wanting something you have never had cause you any grief if you don’t really know what it’s like to have it in the first place???
SierraPaige Forum Posts (451)
RE: apology
If I'm wrong... I apoligize...