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Sep 1, 2007 2:27 PM CST doctor
pearl777
pearl777pearl777Plovdiv, Bulgaria242 Threads 33 Polls 4,812 Posts
Why men hate go to see a doctor ?
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Sep 1, 2007 2:29 PM CST doctor
mindfful
mindffulmindffulChicago, Illinois USA235 Threads 8 Polls 18,996 Posts
the doctor might diagnose them as gay?


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Sep 1, 2007 2:30 PM CST doctor
cudahudson
cudahudsoncudahudsonBaytown, USA121 Posts
Because the older you get the more times they ram that six foot long metal hose the size of an orange juice can up our butts and keep it there for 11 hours looking for something that actually takes three minutes to find.
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Sep 1, 2007 2:32 PM CST doctor
Mysticalguy
MysticalguyMysticalguyEvansville, USA38 Threads 1,164 Posts
I don't... I just want the nurse to put that I.V where I tell here to put it, I know my body for Chrissake! frustrated
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Sep 1, 2007 2:32 PM CST doctor
cheshireman
cheshiremancheshiremanstockport, Greater Manchester, England UK8 Threads 439 Posts
Because they only have womens mags in the waiting room.
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Sep 1, 2007 2:32 PM CST doctor
pearl777
pearl777pearl777Plovdiv, Bulgaria242 Threads 33 Polls 4,812 Posts
laugh wave
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Sep 1, 2007 2:33 PM CST doctor
SierraPaige
SierraPaigeSierraPaigeReincarnation, Florida USA16 Threads 451 Posts
Oh lord man!!!

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Sep 1, 2007 2:43 PM CST doctor
rwantin
rwantinrwantinRoyal Oak, Michigan USA17 Threads 8,924 Posts
The first week in October I am to have a camera rammed down my throat. I mean, what's not to like? dancing
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Sep 1, 2007 2:45 PM CST doctor
Mysticalguy
MysticalguyMysticalguyEvansville, USA38 Threads 1,164 Posts
Yeah, I know that one... It's when they tell you not to move when you're gagging! rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 1, 2007 2:47 PM CST doctor
cudahudson
cudahudsoncudahudsonBaytown, USA121 Posts
Several years ago I was in a car accident that put me in the hospital for 6 months. With hoses down my throat, needles in my arms and a garden hose up my wee wee I started hating doctors and nurses. I was in a coma for awhile and one tome I heard the doctor tell a nurse that I would never walk again, that alone was enough for me to hate them all. Needless to say not only was I able to walk again I now jog several miles a day. No limp nor pain. It was my great pleasure to go to the hospital and tell that doctor off.
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Sep 1, 2007 2:51 PM CST doctor
shipoker55
shipoker55shipoker55St. Petersburg, Florida USA211 Threads 2 Polls 9,362 Posts
that's it!! they are shoving things up your butt...or down your throat. Hope they wash them first!!laugh I even had a light pushed up my urethra. Oh! the indignities!!
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Sep 1, 2007 2:54 PM CST doctor
mindfful
mindffulmindffulChicago, Illinois USA235 Threads 8 Polls 18,996 Posts
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anyway why would it be only men that dont like to go?

are you sayng you like to go?

are you secretly a researcher who actually lives in


gee i cant think of anywhere funny-

doh
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Sep 1, 2007 2:55 PM CST doctor
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
It might be time for the back door to be examined!

laugh dunno confused
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Sep 1, 2007 2:57 PM CST doctor
rwantin
rwantinrwantinRoyal Oak, Michigan USA17 Threads 8,924 Posts
This is a first time for me, but since you gentlemen are still here I'll take that as a good sign. Besides, they tell me in California the camera line is made from brussel sprouts and won't hurt a bit.

Cudahudson - Wow. Glad you're amongst us. cheers
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Sep 1, 2007 2:58 PM CST doctor
b_n_d
b_n_db_n_dGlasgow, USA60 Threads 3,675 Posts
Cause doctors suck!grin Unless they are natural paths
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Sep 1, 2007 3:00 PM CST doctor
shipoker55
shipoker55shipoker55St. Petersburg, Florida USA211 Threads 2 Polls 9,362 Posts
could be a good thing.....if the Dr is femalecool
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Sep 1, 2007 3:05 PM CST doctor
mindfful
mindffulmindffulChicago, Illinois USA235 Threads 8 Polls 18,996 Posts
naturopaths can be unqualified, insensitive and inept also

skilled and compassionate or not in every care field
has been my experience

any professional can be stuck on their own ideas
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Sep 1, 2007 3:08 PM CST doctor
loves2steppin
loves2steppinloves2steppinConcord, New Hampshire USA20 Threads 1,729 Posts
I had that test and the one they shove the tube up your nose down to the tum tum....It wont be bad.
I HATE those woman tests when you bare all.....talk about dignity there.....blushing
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Sep 1, 2007 3:11 PM CST doctor
mindfful
mindffulmindffulChicago, Illinois USA235 Threads 8 Polls 18,996 Posts
how about mammograms
necessary evil but still crying

poor darling men
never had to shove a 12 lb kid out their butts
devil




(shipoker-it is always amazing to me
the phrases that seem to tumble out of your gullet with such ease)
laugh
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Sep 1, 2007 3:16 PM CST doctor
loves2steppin
loves2steppinloves2steppinConcord, New Hampshire USA20 Threads 1,729 Posts
wasnt so much thinking about the Mammogram as the PAP smear but the worst thing is having one of the darn biopsies....yeeeoooww
12lb...you do that???? OMG! I had to c sections...

Shipoker is coming out with quite the comments isn't he?devil
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