Fallingman Forum Posts (11,436)

RE: do you have a hobby?

Face-painting!

RE: would u wanna get laid on the first night?

RE: What is the worst thing about being single??

Finding things exactly where you left them when you come back!

RE: where does your job take you too

To meetings and to huddles, to coffee and to Cork.

RE: would u wanna get laid on the first night?

RE: Which EYE color cathes your eyes

...one on each side of their face!!

RE: what song brings a tear to ur eye??

Hurt....Johnny Cash

RE: How often do you COOK

Four days a weeks approx.

RE: anybody a fan of the band the cure?

Drip drip drip

RE: would u wanna get laid on the first night?

I can always re-work it into a Second Night Master Plan!

RE: would u wanna get laid on the first night?

Damn, there goes my evil master plan!

RE: anybody a fan of the band the cure?

What you get
Is what you see
Its a trickledown theory
And its coming to me
Lifes a whip-round
And Ive got the whip
Its a sinking ship
Drip, drip, drip

Chumbawumba

RE: would u wanna get laid on the first night?

Research purposes??

RE: Symbiotic Rhymebastometer

When I'm old and in my wheelchair
You can be my babe and sitter
Though I might not have hair
I promise to be sweet not bitter!!

RE: what can you not do, to show love...?

Hey!!!

Mutually abusive aged ageists!!

Now that is something you don't see every day..

...outside the retirement home walls that is!



Damn! Did I say that out loud!?
I'll get in trouble

RE: Symbiotic Rhymebastometer

The things you learn in CS forums
Often make your hair curl! Hormones,
Farts and poops and dribbles
Never mind (don't ask me?!) nibbles
Are not my cup of tea at all so
I'd like to move the subject on to
Things of beauty things that glitter
Yes, let's talk about the babysitter!!

RE: if you had a date and you were going to cook supper for them what would you cook?

Coriander flavoured chicken in a lemon and turmeric sauce on spiced basmati rice.

RE: Symbiotic Rhymebastometer

Bajan, bajan bajan blue
Once were three but now are two
So we've bajan bajan blue
But think that really one will do

So we're left with bajan blue
Scanning sweetly neatly true

Bajan blue is warm and nice
Doesn't have (I think) a vice
Only says good things to men
And women too don't fear her pen

RE: Extra! Extra! Read all about it.....CS Dating thread...come here and pick a date for the night!

I will get that tattooed on my arm!

RE: Most of us have been married at least once. What went wrong ?

RE: Extra! Extra! Read all about it.....CS Dating thread...come here and pick a date for the night!

Absolutely....I would be very interested in your co-ordinates!!

RE: Symbiotic Rhymebastometer

Hello Hugz and hello Kissez
What a pleasant strand of poems this is
Riva certainly has class in making
Verses real, the biz, no faking!

RE: Matchmaker Matchmaker Make Me A Match....

Do we guys get matches too??

RE: Extra! Extra! Read all about it.....CS Dating thread...come here and pick a date for the night!

Sorry about that Babe...

My pilot got mixed up between NORTH and SOUTH Africa!

RE: Symbiotic Rhymebastometer

Subsequently saw his name
So now I hang my head in shame
Sorry beejay from Belgium
Embarrassed fallingman is glum

RE: Entry to USA

No Rab, You raised a legitimate point and then were gratuitously rude to some of the people who responded....not tactful or polite. US customs may be heavy handed or even illegal but nothing is gained by being rude to people who try to help.

JMO

RE: Chele is sick

On my way with the hot whiskey!

Let me see....I turn left at New York? or is it right?

RE: love

RE: Symbiotic Rhymebastometer

I know not who this BJ is
Assume it's not the acronym
Undoubtedly he brings a fizz
That makes you rhyme for him

A rhyming strand allows us all
To lighten up our humdrum life
It lifts the tone dispells the pall
Of heavy topics - partner? wife?

I'm glad the versifiers here
Make doggerel (as is their wont)
The ones that like their wine or beer
The ones that smoke the ones that don't

Have all agreed that good or bad
A rhyme is what they want to see.
Verse cheers them up if they are sad
Sometimes it is a symphony!

RE: CS LADY OF US ALL,WHO WILL YOU VOTE FOR.

Yes,

I am well known for my patience and self-effacement!