bats in the belfey missing a few dots from his dice his elevator does not go all the way to the top dumb as a bag of hammers the lights on but no one is home Be Well John
I live in a tent, with 20 others, eat out of plastic bags, showers and port a potties about 100 meters away. This is in the middle east. We have no windows 'cause the sandbags for protection block them. Wanna trade?????? John
GOD is a woman, and women own the world, I am sure 'cause I talk to HER alot. She tells me what to do! Anyone think that painting the main Mosque in Baghdad Pink odd////? JR
Welcome Christina, you should get your decoder ring in the mail and someone will show you the secret handshake soon. Please keep your arms and legs inside while the ride is moving, there is an airsickness bag in the seat in front ahead of you, and if those pesky oxygen things drop from your roof, it due to a sudden loss of computer pressure. Have Fun, JR
Erin, me too, they have not perfected the hamburger MRE yet, but do have somthing called "salsbury steal" which is some kind of meat. Now the REAL Question, How many Gallons in a cubic lightyear?????? JR
Agreed, what we need is a destruction of a worthless person form, say 3 people have to decide that this person is wasting air and boom, right to the Soylent Green Plant. To Weird, it's really just a thought, jr
Small town, he sounds like a mental health worker, they usually are pretty sick, ya know! not all the dots on thier dice. I would not worry, but one can buy Prozac online just in case. Be Well, jr
I sleep in a green bag just now, you can have it, oh to have sheets!And a real bed versus a cot, the simple things in life. I forgave Bambi a long time ago tho the childhood trauma remains. JR
I have been a resposable hunter since age 10, tho because of what I have seen over ( Iraq.) here my hunting days a very likly over. I see nothing wrong with hunters who feed thier famlies with legal hunting, never will. It are those who want a head mounted on thier wall so they can brag about the stock, and the distace of the shot who are "trophy hunters" those people usually have a guide carry all thier gear and take the shot for them..... Those are who give responsable hunters a bad name. Be Well jr
Hey Brother, thanks for your support on my other thread! If that is your boat behind you I'll buy the beer and gas if you want to go fishing, mabye we can start a thread for single fishing women! Be Cool! jr
Sound great, mabye I have been stodgy at this. Can you promise they wont get sick, or cry all night? If so I am the man! OK so I need to find the ONE with careing family, money, attractive, maybe with really sick, really rich, ailing reletives, I will do the will. Any Takers? Be Well, jr
er, for a two week dive trip, or a month in Australia, perhaps a kind reletive, or an Au Pair with a nanny Cam.( hard wired so we could wath all things.) But I get the point! jr
I lost my wife to cancer in 93, and have been single ever since, also my work requires me to be in hostile zones, and my hobbies require someone without young children, tho there are a great many wonderfull women outthere with kids. So maybe I am afraid my job will get me killed, or my hobbies could not be enjoyed by women with young children, I really dont want to leave anyone behind because of work nor do I want to miss the opp. of a lifetime because kids can't SCUBA, or maybe to old to change! Any advice ???????? Be Well All! John
Thanks Dark, and the link was interesting as are your phonecalls and mail they we now need to read for the rest of your life (LOL) If we could get just a yes or no answer from say 100 random folks it would help. I want to thank all for your prayers, support, and offers of support! And Oh if anyone can get us beer thru the mail let us know, we have Abrhams tanks and other stuff to trade! Be well all..........Looking forward to hearing from you! John
Helpfull hint, go to a Jimmy Buffett concert! Everyone dances, not only is the music great but there are corona stands about every twenty feet, helps with the rythem. And besides you should see how parrotheads dress, I know I cant dance but I have never left a Buffett concert alone, and no complaints the next day. So no, good dancer, Good lover? Crappy dancer , good lover? No do not think there is a relation. For men I mean, there is nothing hotter than a beautifull woman dancing.......Be Well jr
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RE: funny one liners
bats in the belfeymissing a few dots from his dice
his elevator does not go all the way to the top
dumb as a bag of hammers
the lights on but no one is home
Be Well John