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RE: Mandela still alive after embarrassing Bush remark

com- man-der-in-chief

professor

RE: Mandela still alive after embarrassing Bush remark

can you do that in words of one syllable

or do I have to do it in Dutch

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RE: Mandela still alive after embarrassing Bush remark

oh oh

look out Holland

INCOMING

dancing

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no problemo

one
lasagne aux confiture de rat toe

coming right up

barf

RE: Mandela still alive after embarrassing Bush remark

know what you mean

we all make gaffs

I once saw lemmings try for ten minutes

to turn round before they realised

it wasn't a cartoon


Long live the roadrunner

cheers

RE: Rugby W.C.

lock up your sheep and daughters

laugh laugh

RE: Mandela still alive after embarrassing Bush remark

are you trying to turn this

into another Noggie bashing thread

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RE: How many times .......

YEP
and you don't need to keep 'em in the fridge

wine

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hey

that's 11.05 % Proof rat's piss

if you don't like it there's always

the coté de roach 2000 vintage
or
the very fine beaujorat '97


I don't know
free booze and they still complain

scold scold

RE: Mandela still alive after embarrassing Bush remark

was that his shoe

I thought he was trying
to restart his pacemaker

doh

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Hey partner

wave

how you doing
'bout time you came in to work

mind you I haven't seen our cook yet

so keep the clientel drinking an' pretty soon
they'll forget what they came for

cheers

RE: Mandela still alive after embarrassing Bush remark

I thought Ronald Reagan played both parts

could be wrong though
maybe it was Bush senior who played Bonzo

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All killings are humanely carried out

and no clients are injured during
the making of our meals

except

well maybe an odd lemming lover or two

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sort your head out Wizz

it's a rat and roach restaurant

the cats are just to round up the rats

scold

BEEJAY SAYS

confused dunno

RE: Mandela still alive after embarrassing Bush remark

I thought he did rather well
acting as a president

cool

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I never said you have to pay to get in

entrez gratuit mon ami

wine

RE: Symbiotic Rhymebastometer

hails reserved
for the deserved
master of prose
for he is
well received
by this apprentice of verse
whose words are diverse
and I bow
and take heed of the speed
of the brain
the refrain you return
from wise head to this thread
for the pleasure
is measured in words well written
I fear I am bettered, fettered
with shackles of wisdom
received ,not deceived
unreleased but well pleased
to have met one
well versed, unrehearsed
to one of my peers
I can but say
cheers

cheers

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une table deja reservé

pour mon pot et ta copigne



cheers

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voor jou

veel bons en een gratis knuffle


wine

BEEJAY SAYS

No..

she was easy

I'd just threaten to take the whip and chair away

and she was putty in my hands

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RE: Rugby W.C.

just start with the world


of CS


blushing blushing


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RE: What are you listening WITH ??

You have one on your shoulder too

did you tell 'em that on the can you

love two women at once thread

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RE: Rugby W.C.

serve you right

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BEEJAY SAYS

If only you had known my old cat

one did not argue with four sets of claws

and the set of teeth that was the feline

version of an F.16 on steroids


that's why her name was Spitfire

I kid you not

I had to hold her off with a whip and chair before
while the ex wife gave her food and drink

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RE: Rugby W.C.

Hey
Wizzie mon ami

glad to see you up and about after last night

ca vas, bien??

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RE: Symbiotic Rhymebastometer

amen to that
I tip my hat
to the well spoken gent
whose words
hypnotise and charm
the gathered crowd
so much I pray
he stay
to lead the throng
in song
and verse
amen to that


tip hat

RE: What are you listening WITH ??

only when you drink a lot of tea

and play with your golden gun

dancing

RE: Mandela still alive after embarrassing Bush remark

They did that already

Ronald Reagan was a professional actor



dunno

RE: What are you listening WITH ??

wasn't she in James Bond movies

ah no that was miss Money Penny

doh

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