beejay Forum Posts

Sep 15, 2007

RE: What do you fear most in your life?

sudden vision

dragonfly88 and lovaboy armed to the teeth with rolled up newspapers

INCOMING

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Sep 15, 2007

RE: OK ladies only fiar

so does Dave

unless they come with eight legs

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Sep 15, 2007

RE: UFC

in the blue corner Timmy Tarantula

in the red corner Dave the fave

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Sep 15, 2007

RE: Guys...what color

If a man gets turned on
by a semi naked woman
shifting furniture
who are we to judge

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Sep 15, 2007

RE: What do you fear most in your life?

hello uncle Dave

Daddy isn't frightened to open a cookie shop, silly

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Sep 15, 2007

RE: What do you fear most in your life?

morning Dave

I don't lurk

and I'm having trouble concentrating more than than usual
I've got a little girl
rabbiting in my ear about opening a cookie shop

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Sep 15, 2007

RE: Guys...what color

BLACK

though when I told my ex girlfriend

black underwear turned me on

she stopped washing my vest and pants

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Sep 15, 2007

RE: What do you fear most in your life?

that's cos in your dreams they are spiders

morning Dave

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Sep 15, 2007

RE: Bad Poetry

Poetry is is just a way of expression
and us amateurs here don't need your derision
though I understand what you're trying to say
some sleeping pills are on the way

good morning
have a nice day

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Sep 14, 2007

RE: What it means to be Irish!

and then there was the two Irish gays

Patrick Fitzgerald & Gerald Fitzpatrick

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Sep 14, 2007

RE: Milk Jugs

fills five gallon jug

fills three gallon from the five

refills five gallon jug from the three

tops up five from three

one gallon left in three

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Sep 14, 2007

RE: marryed

hi chele

maybe we can find him a woman

who looks like Tony Blair

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Sep 14, 2007

RE: marryed

hope she don't come out of a nightmare

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Sep 14, 2007

RE: marryed

where are you gonna find a rich sugar mama

with big feet and a quiver full of rolled up newspapers

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OPSep 14, 2007

see you later

Gotta go rescue the Princess from the Fridge

take care
have fun

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Sep 14, 2007

RE: I Killed Boris....Im A Warrior.......!!!!

of course it's temporary

he only put the brain in to warm it up on cold days

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Sep 14, 2007

RE: I Killed Boris....Im A Warrior.......!!!!

careful Dave

have to check on the statute of limitations

if it's murder you're in trouble

I'll plea bargain for spiderslaughter

on the grounds of temporary insanity

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Sep 14, 2007

RE: If u had to spend the rest of ur life with....

Not that fridge

I like my beer cool

not frozen

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Sep 14, 2007

RE: If you knew the world was going to end tomorrow???

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Sep 14, 2007

RE: I Killed Boris....Im A Warrior.......!!!!

why do spiders have eight legs

to walk on

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Sep 14, 2007

RE: If u had to spend the rest of ur life with....

My daughter, Jessica-Marie,the Princess of Cool::cos I love her to pieces

My therapist::cos CS has driven me insane

Dave (lovaboy)::cos I'd laugh till the day I died

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Sep 14, 2007

RE: how to tell

when you start posting the same answer twice

and when you really start looking for spiders

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Sep 14, 2007

RE: I Killed Boris....Im A Warrior.......!!!!

Thought you used 'em all when you was

hiding in the toilet from Boris

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Sep 14, 2007

RE: If you knew the world was going to end tomorrow???

no good

the KGB have rounded up all the priests
and will spend the remaining time
pulling out their finger nails
and wiring up their balls
to see where they got the information from

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Sep 14, 2007

RE: If you knew the world was going to end tomorrow???

too late
the priest left on the shuttle with Bush and the heavenly father

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OPSep 14, 2007

SPIDERS OF THE WORLD UNITE

yeah but it is a deaths head moth

and besides the costume shop was fresh out of spider suits
I'm busy at the moment the moment sewing two more legs on the moth

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OPSep 14, 2007

SPIDERS OF THE WORLD UNITE

If you keep making them think your mad at me

I might just be able to get inside and see what they're planning

shssssssssssssssssss

keep it under your helmet, sorry, hat

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OPSep 14, 2007

SPIDERS OF THE WORLD UNITE

leave it out mate

I'm a spy

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OPSep 14, 2007

SPIDERS OF THE WORLD UNITE

what's Will done wrong?

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Sep 14, 2007

RE: I Killed Boris....Im A Warrior.......!!!!

NAH
I'll hold tighter to me zimmer frame

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RE: What do you fear most in your life?

RE: OK ladies only fiar

RE: UFC

RE: Guys...what color

RE: What do you fear most in your life?

RE: What do you fear most in your life?

RE: Guys...what color

RE: What do you fear most in your life?

RE: Bad Poetry

RE: What it means to be Irish!

RE: Milk Jugs

RE: marryed

RE: marryed

RE: marryed

see you later

RE: I Killed Boris....Im A Warrior.......!!!!

RE: I Killed Boris....Im A Warrior.......!!!!

RE: If u had to spend the rest of ur life with....

RE: If you knew the world was going to end tomorrow???

RE: I Killed Boris....Im A Warrior.......!!!!

RE: If u had to spend the rest of ur life with....

RE: how to tell

RE: I Killed Boris....Im A Warrior.......!!!!

RE: If you knew the world was going to end tomorrow???

RE: If you knew the world was going to end tomorrow???

SPIDERS OF THE WORLD UNITE

SPIDERS OF THE WORLD UNITE

SPIDERS OF THE WORLD UNITE

SPIDERS OF THE WORLD UNITE

RE: I Killed Boris....Im A Warrior.......!!!!

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