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ANOTHER DAY

Time is a good thing to have

It fills in the space between
Sunday and Saturday

dunno

RE: What do men think of women watching......

Mmmmm

a woman with nothing to say????

where can I find a lady marathon runner??

grin

RE: Ok... who is/was the greatest Guitar player on earth?

I've just remembered

Al Di Meola

doh

RE: What do men think of women watching......

Doesn't matter to me what women watch
but I do admire women who can take men on
in male dominated sports

like speedway and motor racing

to name but two

applause

RE: Songs that describe your mood

I believe I'll dust my broom:::Robert Johnson

blues

ANOTHER DAY

wave

Howdy doody good people

Here I am again on my first
cigarette and coffee of the day
and I can't help but wonder if today's the day when

Lemmings and truffles
wombats and kiwis
rattlers and prairie dogs
and other adversaries

will come together in one big happy family
to enjoy whatever life has to offer
to kiss and make up and to
laugh and smile and hug
and ..............

can pigs really fly

cool

RE: WHY DOESN'T MY MAILBOX LIGHT UP?

Obviously you need a man

to change the bulb

head banger

RE: WHAT things would you banned in england and america if you were in charge of the country ?

Bad for the economy

too many people taking days off work to watch the hangings
extra sweepers to clean up the square afterwards

cheaper to fly them over the pacific

bomb doors open Skipper

steady, steady, Bombs gone

Give us a course for home Navigator


(( crew whistle dixie and head for home ))


cool

RE: ITS FRIDAY EVERYWHERE,TIME TO VOTE FOR CS LADY,RUNNER UP,AND HONORABLE MENTION.

INCOMING



hole

RE: ITS FRIDAY EVERYWHERE,TIME TO VOTE FOR CS LADY,RUNNER UP,AND HONORABLE MENTION.

Take your fingers off the triggers
please lay down the virtual weapons
cos it really doesn't matter much
whose virtual toes we step on
for no one climbs upon a stage
to walk across the boards
and it's all so f**king pointless
cos there is no real award

handshake hug cheers

RE: DO Aliens really exist ?

So
that must be one hell
of a tea party going out there



uh oh

RE: Your favorite book?

Monte Walsh, the best western I ever read

they made a movie of it

I think with Lee Marvin

but it couldn't hold a candle to the book

RE: DO Aliens really exist ?

YES

And most of them are illegal

and living in the UK or the USA

RE: assylum thread ...extended

It's the way you're lickin' your fingers

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: assylum thread ...extended

hug

lets go light the oven

and sharpen the knives

grin fff fff fff

RE: assylum thread ...extended

Safe
SAFE

be afraid

be very afraid

grin fff fff fff

RE: DOES heaven really exist ?and are humans theonly beings with souls ? do plants trees fishes animals

doh

RE: If you knew....

I'd take the Cool Chick out of school
and visit all the fun parks in the world

dancing

RE: Animal Antics.

I once had a budgie at the same time as I had two cats
I came home from work one day and the bird was
sitting still on the floor of it's cage kinda quiet
I figured maybe the cat's had scared it
so I changed it's food and water
said a few stupid things like you do
It wasn't till I came home from work the next day
I realised the damn thing was dead

doh

RE: Oscars: Wizzie wins Gilly!

I think she's spelled it wrong

with all those proposals

it should be the Willy award

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

THE STATUES IN THE PARK

There are two statues in a park
one is a god and the other is a goddess

one day a fairy passes by and brings them to life

She tells them they have one hour of life to do as they please
off they go and 55 minutes later they're back

the fairy says hey you still have 5 minutes , don't waste them
the goddess says to the god mmmmm shall we do the same again

the god says yes, only this time you hold the pigeon while I crap on it


wow

RE: Preasident of Iran in America

YEP
and there are gay people in Iran

the BBC interviewed a bunch of 'em about three weeks ago
and not one black balaclava in sight
though there faces were disguised

to protect them from there own authorities

RE: Du soleil au coeur

OK

You've been taking googling lessons from a lemming


come on admit it

professor scold

RE: Preasident of Iran in America

nope

too busy reading all the scintillating stuff
you've been googling for us





blues

RE: My own thoughts..

The only axe I have to grind is
a Fender Jazz and though
some people might not like the way I grind it
it's my axe and I'll grind it how I please

I don't need google to play bum notes


Can't we all just rock 'n' roll together

If we ain't on the same page just improvise

cool

RE: Whoops!!!

some parts of the German auotobahns

do have speed restrictions

RE: Whoops!!!

about 273 KPH

RE: Strange bedfellows........LOOK LOVA

as are locusts

thumbs up

RE: when was it

The last time I had an actual date was the back end of 1994
with the Cool Chick's mother
Longest date I've ever had

Do it again?

Yes::: but only if it started the night Cool Chick was born



cool

RE: assylum thread ...extended

sniff sniff

no , can't smell napalm here

come visit in the kitchen

fff fff fff fff

cool

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