had one once where I was in a car with my ex wife she was driving we saw a monkey lying in the road and stopped when I got out of the car to see to the monkey it grabbed my arm and wouldn't stop biting me
Top o' the morning to you all and the rest of the day to m'self
It's not too often I get woken twice on a Sunday morning but today the Cool Chick did just that to me
once at 3.00 am to ask if it was time to get up. I'd only been asleep for a half hour after I'd spent mucho mucho time trying to get Wizzie the crazy kermit to amalgamate all his threads into one to make things easier
couldn't find a 'strangle the ankle snapper emoticon' so went back to sleep
then again at 08.10 am shouting "Oi,Daddy go to Willys' and get the bread."
Lucky for me my apartment is top floor over the bakers so I can get there and back on auto pilot
now on first ciggie and coffee of the day.
green04ka never mailed me back so todays 'bash a Russian day' is definitely cancelled Any one who bought tickets, well weren't you silly
damage control::if YOU open and close the car door you know it won't get slammed and crack the paint work
reconnaissance::wile you're sliding in her chair you can give the table the once over to make sure it looks good
staying clean::if YOU walk on the out side of the side walk she doesn't get splashed on wet days by traffic .The benefit here is that your new suit doesn't get crapped on by the pigeons
self preservation::when you're helping her on with her coat she'll be facing away from you so even if she does have spinach in her teeth you won't notice and make a stupid remark
I woke this morning with a pain inside my head It really was a struggle just to get out of my bed Took all my strength to wipe the tears from my eyes and the sky was crying tears of woe for some unseen demise while the lightning chased the clouds around a dark and angry sky
I never took life seriously no I never meant to stay There will always be horizons calling me away No one can tie me down my spirit, it cries out for flight and if for no other reason I would leave just out of spite and leave another lover to the angels of the night
Sadness all around me I wear it like a cloak to cover up the reasons why my life is just a joke I've been a husband,a father a lover and a friend I've been a soldier, a traveller a poet and a blend of all the things I should not be will I ever have sense will I ever have sense
Sometimes in the darkest hours I lay awake and reminisce over heartache I caused and the people that I miss and often I wonder if we really get to choose the path our lives follow and who we love and who we lose and is there light on the other side of these lonely winter blues
I had a cat many years ago and if you screwed up the silver paper off a chocolate bar and threw it, she would go and fetch it back
This developed into a nightly ritual whereby after I'd gone to bed she would come into the bedroom jump, on the bed and drop a ball of silver paper on the bed
From where the bed was situated I could throw the silver paper ball over the door,bounce it off a wall and all the way down the stairs She would then spend the next half hour or so running up and down the stairs fetching the damn thing When she'd had enough she simply came back into the bedroom dropped it on the floor and jumped on the bed and lay there for a while with her tongue hanging out and panting like a dog before going back down below to sleep with the dog under the stairs
I never trained her or anything but when she was a kitten she used to ride round the garden on the dog's back
you should head on over to Mitchel and Beejays Finest Kind Rat and Roach Restaurant (( four rat tails in the Michelin guide )) book early to avoid disappointment at Christmas
1:::I do open doors,, all doors 2:::I do the chair thing and not just in restaurants 3:::I walk on the outside of the sidewalk 4:::I hold their coats while they put them on
there are more reasons for this than just being gentlemanly that could be for another thread though
I also help out around the place which means at the moment I'm just helping myself out but shucks,, practice makes perfect
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You said itI'll refrain from using all the descriptive words I learned in the army
could be ladies present