Remove the gag? Only temporarily. I then put it back as I didn't want to listen to his complaints. I told him that next time he will think twice before he ever maligns my name again. I will release him after an hour or so.
We are ready to sail as I have recovered Kevina from the ‘chicken ship’, and have him ‘safe and secure’ aboard the M.V. Muleguy 1st. I have briefed him on what he can expect while board. I have reminded him of his crimes and that he will now be paying for them. I advised him that discharging him from duty, my original plan, would be letting him off too easy and it would not afford him the opportunity to learn a lesson.
As for the future incoming applications, I have prepared a file for each board member containing a dossier so that I may match the applicants accordingly.
I’ve submitted the insurance claim for the loss of the helicopter and placed an order with Sikorsky for a replacement.
I have radioed ahead your expected arrived and made the necessary preparation for the board meeting. I have also included brochures from various yacht companies.
I gladly accept your offer for Kevint (aka:Kevina) to be my personal assistant. I don't think hypnosis is necessary or surgical "improvements". I have full confidence that Kevint is a man of honor and integrity who will demonstrate his dedication to quality to each project he completes. I plan to fully utilize his talents so that I will be available to attend to your needs. Between the two of us, you will have a team giving 200% in the job.
I am looking forward to my new position. I will keep an eye out for the post.
Thank you for the job offer. The salary for my services would be 2.5Million per year plus medical and dental with a 10% raise ever year and all holidays off.
For clarification, Bitterman is no longer my father in law. I am divorced.
Cheers, Anglophile
P.S. Yes, I can flying a helicopter but not an airplane.
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you for his brain. 
RE: a million whats in your dream
Mr Muleguy,Remove the gag? Only temporarily. I then put it back as I didn't want to listen to his complaints. I told him that next time he will think twice before he ever maligns my name again. I will release him after an hour or so.
Anglophile